Waterside.saint

Nun?

we're f*cked.

No-one likes being turned over at home. They'll throw everything except the kitchen sink

Can't believe we're 0-1 up at 1/2 time.

Phew

Wot? Where?

Michael Essien (Chelsea) has gone down, but that's a dive.

Is J Rods's 13 sec opener a Premiership record?

'Big club' bias?

understandable

Again.

I'm in heaven

Wot? how?

Only 'slightly' immoral? thats like being 'only a little bit' pregnant: he's missed the point that either a thing is just plain wrong, or it ain't. But 'right and wrong' have always been a bit of a grey area for that lot...

The moribund sleepiest giant ™ stirs in its fetid fatpipe fortress to make another side-splitting attempt on the 'big time'. They are incapable of knowing when to stop - like the troop of inept custard-covered clowns they truly are, they just want to show the world how a proper clown car falls amusingly apart... again, and again, and again

I'm sure the bestest ™ sleepiest giant ™ in the whole wide world ™ has it covered.

Vintage comedy - the bestest have succeeded in outdoing themselves again, where others might just have adjusted their attitudes to suit their circumstances

Why?

The good people of Horton Heath can testify that he 'splashed out' on someone, at any rate.

I'm not worthy

Wonder how long that 'champagne moment' when FP became 'theirs' will sustain him once the brutal reality of their ****-poor performances sinks in properly & the hangover starts kicking in

OK own up, which one of you was responsible for this cheap shot: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/dons-inflict-new-low-on-pompey-1-5687017 yellow submarine 6:07 PM on 16/11/2013 were the joke club of the south Bournemouth saints brighton Yeovil no one can do any worse than us we should all wear clown outfits at the next home game cause that's what we are

I listened to it on the radio and couldn't stop laughing. Tnx for the LOLs skates

Fat in the leaky LEDs?