Waterside.saint

Those parachute payments really do cover every conceivable contingency. It would be terrible if they were to ever run out Oh...

Have they given up on fixing that clock yet? What with the neglect and the fatty fumes it must have been a difficult if not impossible proposition to clean & repair

'ho-ho-ho' in this context of course implies that Avram had the stamina to serially bother three of Horton Heath's womenfolk on, as it were, the bounce.

And in other news, the bestest continue their epic meltdown

:I'm not worthy: Vintage Rallyboy

:D

Wot! where?

Nun?

we're f*cked.

No-one likes being turned over at home. They'll throw everything except the kitchen sink

Can't believe we're 0-1 up at 1/2 time.

Phew

Wot? Where?

Michael Essien (Chelsea) has gone down, but that's a dive.

Is J Rods's 13 sec opener a Premiership record?

'Big club' bias?

understandable

Again.

I'm in heaven

Wot? how?

Only 'slightly' immoral? thats like being 'only a little bit' pregnant: he's missed the point that either a thing is just plain wrong, or it ain't. But 'right and wrong' have always been a bit of a grey area for that lot...

The moribund sleepiest giant ™ stirs in its fetid fatpipe fortress to make another side-splitting attempt on the 'big time'. They are incapable of knowing when to stop - like the troop of inept custard-covered clowns they truly are, they just want to show the world how a proper clown car falls amusingly apart... again, and again, and again

I'm sure the bestest ™ sleepiest giant ™ in the whole wide world ™ has it covered.

Vintage comedy - the bestest have succeeded in outdoing themselves again, where others might just have adjusted their attitudes to suit their circumstances

Why?