Waterside.saint

I'd love to know how Westwood plans to explain those awful tattoos after they've been wound up: -Hey what's that mess you've got all over you? -Oh I had a bizzarre accident with a bottle of ink and a rabid porcupine

Onwards & upwards to 100 000 - then the sky's the limit

Trevor Birch is on record as saying the decision had to be made mid-week, which presumably means tomorrow (Wednesday) if not today. But there again, he has cried Wolf a couple of times now so the novelty is wearing off

In fact skates are an endangered species: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skate Hopefully those that live on The Island Of Dr Moreau will be extinct very soon

+1 well said. Journalists are supposed to show at least a veneer of impartiality, but Neil Allen is blatently partisan and offensive into the bargain. He and the club he supports deserve each other, and hopefully both will get their come-uppance in due course

Its such fun watching them implode normally you'd have to pay good money for entertainment this good

On the other whatever the outcome, there's no denying that they are increasingly the 'exception that proves the rule' that there's no such thing as bad publicity. You only have to mention the name of the club to see the corners of peoples' mouths twitch, they're a laughing stock and hopefully will get what's been coming to them for years

Apparently Brighton & Hove have been openly mocking their erstwhile HEROIC opponents: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-3-bolton-0-1-4132262 "...Only two games earlier, certain members of Brighton’s back-room staff and substitutes were overheard cruelly mocking Pompey’s playing quality during their Spanish friendly."

Statement from Fortress TBH http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/tal-ben-haim-s-statement-in-full-1-4134897

He walked away from his contract but nothing heard about his tribunal hearing for the £3milllion he's claiming

Reminds me of George Galloway's sycophantic outburst to Saddam Hussein: "Sir, I salute you! I salute your courage, your indefat.. indef.. " sorry can't go on :hunt:

Presumably he has shown solidarity with the playing staff LEGENDS and agreed a compromise deal whereby he takes home 10% of his salary and defers the remaining 90% of what he is owed to be paid back at the rate of 2% of 20% over the next four years, or whenever

Ssshhhh... don't blow Agent M's cover

Sounds like a Dirty Harry script: 'you're a disease, and I'm the cure' Prescriptions for curing their symptoms are readily available on this thread

Neil Allen making use of Pompey Pravda's pirated copy of Photoshop?

Fortress TBH. Legend

Deluded fool

Incoherent ramblings from the bestest I'm afraid

-because the club is circling the drain and Pompey Pravda are struggling to find anything positive to say?

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If Trevor Birch meant what he said the other day then it should reach fever pitch by mid-week at the latest

So much for his Pompey Dream, he must be gutted

It'll be fun watching it unfold in the next few days. The handwringing, the threadbare squad, those plucky phew, those happy phew, those band of closely-related phew* ... repeat ad nauseum * apologies to Shakespeare

No. Sardines are good for you

Most of the comments on that article are to the effect 'please put them out of their misery'