Waterside.saint

I'm sure we're all doing our best. The statue would indeed represent the final humiliation

Looks like a matter of who blinks first

No.

Genius. Its a shame the FB vote doesn't allow caption suggestions for the plinth e.g. 'TO THE BESTEST AND BRITEST'

That will be Birch then I'll get me coat For more lolage: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9350229/Portsmouth-Portpin-and-crippling-debts-deja-vu-for-the-creditors-as-the-Pompey-circus-continues.html

Six pertinent questions, all with very interesting alternative outcomes. Nice

From a skate called 'adenuff' on the same thread on snooze: 9:38 AM on 19/06/2012 'At least we won't be losing 4-0 on the opening game of the season. We will be winning 4-0 this time as with most of the games this season in this atrocious league.' Some of them are going to have *such* a rude awakening

Right. No News = Good News

I see what you did there

Sat 4 August 2012 Friendly Match vs Bolton Wanderers (Home)

Indeed. And while we're about it, lets not forget other actors who have played significant roles in helping to bring about the closing acts of this Wagnerian spectacle. The following will forever have a special place in my heart: HMRC DL TBH

You'd better qualify that. Sex with whom, for example?

Its like offering a criminal convicted of a capital offense the choice between (a) Old Sparkey - 30 minutes of good old fashioned, cruel & unusual, hell on earth, or (b) a lifetime tariff in one of HM's Category A prisons where all the other inmates have been told you're a serial murdering paedophile. Know which I'd choose

That would be genuinely funny and an excellent example of karma in action at the same time

Well, its 'tomorrow'. I have laid in fresh supplies of sliced white bread & plugged the toaster in. The champagne is in the fridge and the glasses are laid out on the work top.

cjohnsonPfcUser is Offline Posts: 68Joined: January 2011Trialist1 year member 10 Posted 30 Apr 2012 15:34 re: MY BANNER ON BBC TONIGHT! Okay they've just rang me and they've had to move it to next weeks show. They said they can't fit it in due to needing to show reading stains and Swindon promotion sh*t

Indeed, its hard to imagine the shocked reactions of archaeologists in the 25th century as they begin to uncover the buried remains of FP and its denizens. One can only hope they'll realize that this was an isolated outbreak of mass hysteria and delusional behaviour that was swiftly contained.

Like it. And with Chinny back in the picture, there will be a lot of squiddly but very happy PTS posters

I think their problem is they have spent the last few years sniffing *UHY* (geddit?) and now they are going cold turkey on PKF

The Gasman cometh

Oooer! I reckon they're going all scriptural Matthew 13:42 ".... there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth"

Classic.

Well spotted. That would look good in Private Eye

Yes, but I'm only a PhD not a medic. However, in my professional opinion as a social scientist, many of the utterances made by them would be clearly classed delusional behaviour in that: The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force. That idea appears to exert an undue influence on the patient's life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent. Despite his/her profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it. The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief. There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly. An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility. The belief is, at the least, unlikely, and out of keeping with the patient's social, cultural and religious background. The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of their psyche. The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs. I rest my case.

Comedy gold. Its only a shame we can't see his expression