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Ironic from the fella who thinks he’s got a hilarious name for Russel Martin and persists with it oblivious that everyone thinks he’s a twat

Telling how all the right are fawning sycophants to one of the biggest cunts in history.

Hey don’t you know he’s a floating voter. Indecisive and always careful not to be behind anyone

That looks like a lot of effort to post a load of shite

I see Duck has stopped posting the latest polls that got him overly excited

Felt like needing explaining

It’s a spoof article FFS

A mate was mentioning the Attic being very good. Tickets often sell v fast though

Moderate! I fetch the flame thrower from the boot and merrily torch them all

I can’t believe anyone watches football or comedy when the world teeters on brink of WW3. Or for that matter when immigrants are crossing the channel.

Tbf he will get a laughing emoji

Be more like Pedro Sanchez

The package would have to have really good salary and pension to attract me. When asked at the interview if I had any questions, I’d probably ask about how are they going to protect me from my imminent assassination by Mossad

No he won’t. One of his few allies is getting neutered and that after Assad has gone. Baffling how so many talk about Russian expansion - 4 years on and they haven’t taken too much of Ukraine and pretty fucked.

Do you know any?

Aye people should be thinking of poor old Rio Ferdinand

Although Tice was trying to be the tough guy getting angry at how we weren’t supportive. Maybe he is a bit tense cos his slag of a missus is struggling in Dubai?

We should withdraw all military support and say it is because we won’t have our PM insulted

I wish Starmer would come back with a similar insult about draft dodging. Sickening how any utterance by this bully is magnified as major news.

There’s a behind the scenes docuseries about her Eras tour. Does come across as a nice, kind person (of course she had control over it) but is a phenomenal talent. My daughters went but looking at it wouldn’t have minded going myself. Very much a kindness and feel-good mood to it all

Markets are not liking this - @egg give it a few weeks before checking your pension pots

Only reason I know about Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Chappelle Roan and so many more is from my daughters. Actually like quite a lot of it and the tunes get in my head. My Spotify algorithm has detected this!

Absolutely, the most un-British of behaviour

Lighten up miserable bastard.

Are you allowed to post when you are observing 40 days mourning for the Supreme Leader?