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I just said it to the missus referencing little evidence of her doing any housework today. Went down great!

Can someone explained what ‘done dick all of shit’ means?

Admittedly grounds weren’t of same capacity in the 80s but these stats dispel the myth that Geordies come out in numbers regardless

Sky seem to think it is a significant sign that CL and World Cup winners celebrate a cup final win. Twats

Southerners spend all their spare money on Spotify subscriptions, Geordies put theirs through the turnstiles

I feel for Jimmy Nail no others

Many of them actually walked there

Best fans in the world. Waving flags when 2-0 down. Other clubs would have been walking down Wembley way

Haha Saudi bastards

Is Karius wearing gardening gloves?

Was it a Saintsweb account?

Surprised QPR appointed a new manager and didn’t wait for Potter

Yeah West Ham looked massively on the slide yesterday

Can’t get too excited for this one and going to give a miss. After Chelsea thought would definitely be going but I can’t stand the useless bastards after yesterday. And 715

If I had the spare cash £500k down to win £200k is easy money.40% return for just over 3 month’s investment

Desperate for Everton to go down with us. now actually want relegation rivals to win on that account

We should have stuck with Claude

Eileen Drewery is exactly what we need. Fear she is knocking on a bit now though

Just seen goal again on MOTD. Bednarek you absolute useless fucker

Yep no one can have complaints, we are the worst side in league and deserve to go

Worst goalkeeper we have had in my lifetime. And I was at Old Trafford when Taibi played. Feel sorry for him as just an over promoted kid.

I now only like Theo

Bednarek is not good enough. Clear to all

Fuck off Ely. So shite

Wonder if this will give Batman the same hard on he gets from news about Ukraine running low on arms?