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And be the darling of the Saintsweb gammon.

I was picturing him with thumb and index finger on his chin looking upwards

News just said Mbappe would receive £600m a year if he moves to Saudi.

Blimey - catching up as you get older and realise no age whatsoever.

And she is turning out to be nothing like the far right bogey woman she was billed as. Compare her with the vacuous looping bot Sunak

Should strike Old Trafford off the list of grounds to play. Predictable shitty northern weather going to allow the Aussies to keep the Ashes. Keep Headingley though!

What you don’t think they got the big decisions right? Only thing they have in their favour is press still largely supportive. Imagine if Starmer had a budget like Truss’s - they’d be out of power for decade with press constantly reminding of doesn’t understand economics? These cunts just print Rishi is going to solve it after championing ‘Liz’. Although I truly cannot imagine what it must be like to be an Express reader and get headlines like this, Really chimes with the electorate - maybe a sixth pledge to stop the woke banks?

Wasn’t meant to be taken too seriously but public transport outside of London is shit and often far slower than a car. Catching a bus needs to be more enjoyable and give benefit rather than add to travel costs, take longer and mix with all types of scummy noisy people. Yeah put a tag line on a road sign is all it needs.

You have got to be some sort of cunt to want to catch a bus rather than drive your car

I hate to fuel the denial nutters but news were banging on about droughts and now it is pissing down. Getting all excited about shit weather (hot, cold, dry ,wet, windy) and screaming climate change all the times will lead people to tune out.

Despite the hype they do all seem nice girls and a genuinely good group

Have you photoshopped that fucker’s hairy hands?

Look quite fit though

About time they prioritised tickets to us local boys

England look pretty shit

Haiti look a lot better than their 175/1 odds suggested

You are so desperate to be a righteous prick. Problem is despite your verbose attempts to look knowledgeable you aren’t that bright.

Selfishness? Are you any different? That is fundamental issue with most climate policies in that they impact those that can least afford to take the hit. like the clowns at Southampton Council desperate to slow up Basset Ave putting in a cycle lane to nowhere used by no-one. Just having laudable goals is not enough and have to fully understand the impact to those affected on a daily basis.

I can’t make it tonight lads as me anger management class. But hope it doesn’t kick off with those Sotonian cunts again

Have you sold Batman your account?

That is impressive especially as the KOs times are stupidly early

Not been but both my brothers worked in Middle East and said would’ve never considered Saudi as too repressive and that was first had accounts of colleagues. Sure Saudis will go out of their way to normalise life for these footballers but the WAGs might be in for a shock. Obviously insane tax free salaries will offset that but it there is more to life

I wish Coutts would just come out with he is just too much of mutated ugly cunt to bank with us

Think of all those things they can now buy but were saving up for?

I think some of these players are in for a shock when they find out how shit it is to live in Saudi.