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No to mention double digit inflation

I’m buying Apple shares

People who get off planes slowly. FFS some of us need a piss

Not even hiding it anymore https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1540852015693037568

Just caught tail end of Pointless and pretty sure the couple said if they won they were going spend their prize money by going to Russia.

Greatest country in the world. All those freedoms

How did no one stop that Lib Dem show Boris the door stunt by flagging how cringeworthy it was?

I thought it might have been Batman wondering if there was a Rome in Italy

Some crackers there but some must be deliberate

TBF he is at Commonwealth summit that he should be at. As Alistair Campbell said he won’t be giving any sort of shit about what is on the agenda

Dowden is a weasel who apparently is quite the bully to cultural institutions but agree mad how they are so disorganised with timing. If vote of confidence was today he would be out

Can’t hide the facts mate. Thanks for picking me up on it though

What a coward

Safe to say won’t be Oliver Dowden as the media guy. Although resigning now shows no sort of backbone more political survival

I also can relate to the being mistaken as a local - used to get it ages ago myself from the girls referring to how well hung I was

A little naive if you think he is crying about it. These comments get sensationalised esp when he is a target for Murdoch and the Mail who are desperate to do a hatchet job on self righteous Gary. Funny how he triggers so many as he is hardly a left wing extremist just someone with a social conscience- how dare he eh what with all his money and all?

Cheers for response Lighthouse. Although moment has gone now. I’m like an inspired poet but I may need to walk the Yorkshire Moors to get the prose flowing again.

Tories going to love those by election results. Boris wins elections? Seems not. Wonder what fawning sap will be wheeled out to defend him on this morning media rounds? nice to see red wall twats waking up to the fact these Tories ain’t looking out for them.

Well if he was being called that as a kid and people saying it isn’t racist abuse because he isn’t Asian. That isn’t a low brow point it clearly was racist abuse.

See the censorship is alive and kicking. Don’t dare mention a certain word beginning with P. No one can handle it

Do you think you can tell which posters sent you all those funny pictures with John Terry’s in full kit super imposed in all those amusing situations? Humour has no bounds and such rich material to pick from. Arf arf

I assumed he was an old bastard who has the heating on 24/7

That is a heavy old bill. Do you own a stately home?

I just went to buy an 3 apples and the greengrocer said “that will be £47 please”. Fucking Brexit and that cunt Putin

I would believe this if Mick Lynch agreed and argued the merits but suspect just bs to undermine support.