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whelk

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  1. There isn’t one team worse than us at the moment. And I’m a fucking optimist
  2. Yeah at what point is some pundit going to research and say the little quiff twat is shit
  3. These cunts are just as bad
  4. Commentator banging on about calendar year stats. Shut up you cunt
  5. Hey SOG Saintsweb is a broadchurch. Part of the appeal that not an echo chamber of the same opinions. Top marks for getting Tommy Robinson in as well
  6. I once sent an email to many very senior managers and wrote ‘know’ instead of ‘no’. thankfully the Samaritans talked me round
  7. Z’s are for thick fuckers that use autocorrect on Teams with default as US dictionary
  8. Another photo leaked of Tory HQ get together. I just imagine apoplectic Malcolm Tucker terrifying everyone at this drip feed of leaks
  9. Bloody hell SOG who thinks all women are caring and empathetic? I did watch it with half an eye and some good points made about feeling threatened fight or flight etc. Even discussing Ralph and his merits can get the old aggression going
  10. I just pray this thread stays light hearted and no one get snarky about little Baby Jesus on his special day
  11. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Cheeky fucker, I feel young compared to amount of old duffers on here.
  12. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I think I have been marked as Alpha and chosen to be one of the few Bill wants to keep alive when you lot all disintegrate. They just give us something neutral. So long suckers!
  13. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Me and missus have had no reaction which doesn’t seem norm. Unsure if I had COVID early on but take it as a good sign of health that I can fight effortlessly whatever goes in my arm.
  14. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Can report still going strong at mo. Hoping I can message my boss to say I will be sleeping this afternoon but can’t do it with clear conscience
  15. 3-0 we are incredibly shite at the moment. Ok maybe 1-2 if they start Benteke
  16. Would you rather we still had £5m and no Livramento?
  17. Happy Christmas MLG
  18. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I’d kill myself if I got a ‘like’ from SalmonSi. Maybe you two pricks should meet up for a drink?
  19. whelk

    Coronavirus

    If only the fucking civil servants got off their fucking pelotons and worked as hard as MPs. I hate the fat cunt more everyday and didn’t even see his briefing.
  20. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Had mine today- Pfizer. No side effects and well run. Two queues, those of us that had appointments and another for walk-ins.
  21. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Fucking hell mate. If I presented data like that I’d be sacked. 3 bullet points and a graphic that I understand will suffice.
  22. Drop JWP please
  23. If I was Newcastle fan I’d genuinely be quite looking forward to relegation. Not the financial ruin many clubs fear and will have cracking season next year with guaranteed promotion
  24. whelk

    Formula One

    With one having a chance to change tyres. There are more diehard fans than me but disgrace IMO and staged. Whole thing actually gets on my tits as glorified trade show. Lewis very dignified
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