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Lovely fella Coronavirus: Police seek man after hand sanitiser stolen from hospital http://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-police-seek-man-after-hand-sanitiser-stolen-from-hospital-11965856

Go to the park. Protect the NHS. Save Lives

What you doing at the park? I wonder why they felt a need to send letters to everyone as thought everyone had got the message by now. Clearly not.

I want to know what Sunak is planning to compensate criminals who are also having a tough time. Pretty much impossible to carry out a burglary now

Costco fully stocked and seemed to be discounting all meats.

Just postpone the Qatar World Cup completely. Don’t know anyone who would give a sh1t?

And league title already over in August.

Not virus related by this guy deserves all he gets. Obnoxious fcker for obnoxious team James McClean: Irish footballer fined for balaclava 'children's history lesson' post http://news.sky.com/story/james-mcclean-irish-footballer-fined-for-balaclava-childrens-history-lesson-post-11964664

Hancock, Witty and Johnson could all hole up together at number 10 and group isolate

General Motors MUST immediately open their stupidly abandoned Lordstown plant in Ohio, or some other plant, and START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!! @GeneralMotors @Ford He’s admitting they need some now then? What a leader

This protect the NHS line is becoming like ‘strong and stable’. Trotted out in response to every question. Yeah we get it.

Why do they keep breaking down death tolls by UK countries?

Boris looks like he’s taking it in his stride.

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Whilst they are asking for pretty much everything to stop unless essential why the fck are the stock markets still going?

Bill Gates is interesting talking about covid19. He cannot understand why we appear to have lost the month of February in not allocating so much more to preparing testing and we’d be in such a stronger position now.

You had a kid when you were 59?

He’s right though. If the brunt was being borne on the public sector workers LD would not give a flying fck about any hardships.

Surely America have now woken up to the fact they elected a fcking moron? “We are doing tremendous testing” He thinks everything is about spin and being biggest and best but things like this the electorate surely prefer trustworthy.

You really should see a therapist mate

Sounds horrendous mate. Can’t believe that on list of things to look forward to you didn’t include: returning to Saintsweb to slag off Saints goalkeepers?[emoji1]

I had assumed the 20% was the shortfall the employee took for not working? So your staff will receive full pay?

Although in that article says 90,000 tested and 8,000 positive which is far lower percentage

Saying they will not be available for general public - will be for key workers

I actually think I have it - quite mild. Family not so sure but will be good to have something empirical. I think I would pay whatever the price TBH