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West Brom look worse since Fat Sam has taken over. Certainties to go, 4–0 down now

You’d be talking about pass completion stats when necking your Babysham

John Travolta took a shit in Pulp Fiction. Cost him dearly so should be a lesson for others

The nerds who are so tied to the offside ‘millimetres is offside so what’s your problem’ have no understanding of why the rule was brought in but now think the rule itself must be adhered to regardless of how it spoils the game and the moment. They will not be won over but guarantee they are boring bastards who I wouldn’t want to drink with. Analogies with cricket sum up their incomprehension of the game.

Announced. be interesting see what he can do with Neymar and Mbappe

I think Sheffield Utd are definitely in a relegation scrap

I assume the tv payments have been reviewed since Covid but think Leeds would be the most popular pick for a TV game in ordinary circumstances. Yes gets bit yeah yeah when hearing pundits going on about them all the time but they play the game how fans like to watch it. Need more teams like this and Burnley can fck off

If Leeds beat Spurs tomorrow then that will be 7 teams including Saints on 26 pts

I would love to see the statistics of number black pundits on Sky before and after George Floyd. Trying too hard IMO and the way Sky sensationalise this guff in social media is nauseating. Find SSN appalling these days anyway although of course with so little to discussed something on Instagram is huge breaking news to them. Like Ole’s rebuff of the question too. Actually loving that Ole seems to be confounding the football intelligentsia who love to mock him while getting a hard on for Quique Snachez Flores and other good looking foreign coaches.

Commentators have given up on this Everton game now and taking the piss about how dull it is

Lift scenes

Do these fucking players know are all cooped up craving entertaining football? Cannot remember watching so many dull games. Like Serie A in the 90s. Leeds excepted

Exactly. I liked Tadic but the notion that he was a consistent creative playmaker for us just isn’t true. Fans that think any criticism of him was because we don’t understand the game is laughable.

So 3 game ban for questionable tweet and Grealish drink drives like a cunt and not deemed to be related to football so no ban.

Good point lots of derailment still to be done. Katie Hopkins blah blah blah

If there was a derailing poster of the year it would have to go to SOG.

If I was a footballer I would see absolutely no point in opening up my social media to anyone but friends and family. I imagine Cavani regularly gets called a cunt by Scousers, Leeds Neanderthals and others so what do they get from it? Not lie they need to market their product like other celebs.

Romanticised by nostalgic dreamers

Staggers me how people think he was Lionel Messi and never underperformed.

What did Cavani’s tweet say?

Nothing wrong with bit of Jane Austin. I watched bit of Bridgerton the other day. Actually felt so out of place when bloke started talking about masturbation. I like my period dramas pure. Although also like the Favourite which could easily be described as a ‘lesbian romp’ Also Hamilton

Where you been Shurlock?

Great tits

The diminishing interest in him must be killing him. So boring now

Why did Fat Sam take the WBA job if he is worried about catching Covid? Mind his massive mouth wide open chewing gum probably increases his risk.