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Going to kill us all?

Has he been injured? Chance to play competitive games throughout summer?

I can’t see Carroll in the goal scorers betting for West Ham. I suppose bookies know he is going to score so don’t want to encourage people to win money.

What also is annoying when they say things ‘like by his standards that was a good chance’ Are there any professionals that miss sitters that they say yeah bound to have missed that? Benteke ? Joelinton?

Burnley are a sh1thouse team getting plaudits as did Stoke with an effective style of play. They will go soon and be quickly forgotten.

I remember being really bored in Milan, off work for a few days with mates, visiting bars. Remember it being very subdued with no one chatting or having fun. Think we were all quiet, pondering, worrying how we were going to watch Saints stink out one of the world’s most iconic stadia with dull football. Such boring times and something I wish I could erase from my memory. I try to block it out replacing with thoughts about that time we finished 7th and got £2million more than Newcastle who were 8th. More of that please to block out the darkness.

Carrot’s for sale Loose when mean lose

Common for keepers to make howlers and then lose all confidence but in Saintsweb world it is the cue for them to then play a blinder next game.

Do you think all these gingers are pleased when their hair changes colour?

And bananas

Agree although would be funny if Liverpool got beat. Somebody has to beat them before season is out

I see West Ham have rested Andy Carroll tonight. Saving him for Saturday?

Players are like houses. Even likes of Vest will go up in value just reflecting the market.

He’s got a point though. Plums who don’t want European football should give up. Everyone seems to have bought into rest the poor little petals as they can’t play two games a week. Wolves making a decent fist of it and playing most of their PL team. Back up players could easily play with a mix of first team.

Maybe they were after a compliment?

Nothing gets us going like a pundit saying something uncomplimentary about us regardless whether true or not. But who annoys you the most? Who actually gives good insight? Number 1 and unchallenged for 20 years is undoubtedly Garth Crooks. I actually think Jenas does a decent job and apparently in running to replace Lineker. Also I have irrational dislike of Jake Humphrey as a host. Some journalists can be excellent pundits. Really like Rory Smith and Jacob Steinberg. Although cant stand the pompous Henry Winter or that fat bloke with beard from Daily Mail who name escapes me. Carragher squealing excitably ‘you little dancer’ when Salah scores is probably an all time low but he does seem to understand the game.

Glad I doesn’t live there

Stop Andy Carroll and we stop West Ham. Get Romeu to do a job on Payet as well. Can’t wait for Big Sam to make excuses after the game. We normally do quite well at Upton Park too.

You need different levels of form to keep pace at the top (competing with better teams) than you do avoiding relegation (competing with poor teams) where a point a game will be enough to keep us well clear. A point a game will not be enough to get us into Europe. Make sense?

Amazes me how some pundits like Parlour seem to go out of their way to get it wrong. “He weren’t” followed by “they wasn’t” Genuinely don’t know how these people hear others speaking correctly and don’t pick up that they don’t (or doesn’t)

You are the one that needs to row back from wetting yourself after a home defeat. Shouldn’t start throwing stones yourself. It’s ok to admit you were a fool.

People who spell ewe when they mean you

And you as well. Why the fck do you support the club? To exist in the PL? Bet you hope we go out of the cups as well as think of the benefit all that extra rest the players get.

Oh do fck off

How much effort is for the vidiprinter to adapt to VAR and signify when goal is ruled out? Plays havoc with knowing what score is.