whelk

About 100/1 after 1 minute gone

Do you generally in life expect sh1t things to happen to you?

16/1 to get relegated sunshine

Predict Brighton going to fall like a stone now

Is there going to be panic when Huddersfield equalise?

You pussies deserve relegation

FFS City

And score

Che Adams

Sweet hit by Chambers

Fcking Barnsley 2-0 down

Surprised they don’t call it off now. No way it can go ahead in these conditions. Why are the old bill delaying in intervening? Crazy

Still 5/2

Looking like another trophyless season for Poch

Wouldn’t touch Spurs at 6/4 today with that team out. No Kane, Alli, Son, Eriksen, Toby A.

They’ve just gone 1-0 up

Form teams

We didn’t sell out the semi as Pellegrino was in charge and many disillusioned with club. Would be completely different feel if Ralph took us t9 a semi final

Marco Silva got that and put a full strength side out. So so sad

Incredible that Man City have scored 30 goals in January and still. a game against Newcastle to go

West Ham 2-0 down. Silva’s Everton are going backwards. Won’t be many PL teams left in at this rate

The big man baby has caved

The larger breasted ones will be giving away loads of fouls surely?

They do in darts as was one at tournament over Christmas.

Are there? Must have missed that although saw one from someone who harps back to football in the eighties, mean old tv changed the game times, only suitably attired lads to be in the ground etc. Of course I seek validation from my super close buddies on here so never want to offend anyone. How did your mocks go?