whelk

Are you finding people giving you a wide berth in the pub?

I’d take Cork and we could do with Chambers

Miffed Ederson got booked. He’s a Latino

He didn’t have a save to make for ages. Agree his presence helps generally

That stat - only 8 times City haven’t had shot on target in first half in Pl under Pep. 4 of those have been against us!

I need to re-evaluate every week who is going down. Only seems like Norwich at mo

The manager is a fcking genius

The manager is a fcking idiot

That’s nothing compared to McDonald’s marketing a sundae bloody sundae

You got a few bob?

Marco van Basten is 55 today

Is he still doing that? I’ve told him about it but there’s only so much you can do

Yeah was hoping it would be capped with red card just then

7 goals in 57 mins

Nice watching the Liverpool Arsenal game without VAR.

Glasgow?

Brexit Party are shorter odds than LIb Dems to win most seats. Baffling. There must be so many like me who don’t particularly want any of them but certainly will be a Tory win.

Would you be able to lay £120k on Betfair? Lovely odds though

Never have I had such lack of optimism. 1/12 is a good price for a professional gambler.

If they all lopped off their left gonad it would not be penance for that sh1t show on Friday.

Assume you think Paki and Aussie are equivalents and ok to use?

All Blacks being 10-0 down should make us all feel better

Hankies

Glasgow could bankroll the protests

Batman could lead. Clearly displays leadership qualities and no way would be the cowardly deserter type.