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How many did Gordon Brown miss when foot and mouth broke out? Spin doctors dream mate - they churn it out you swallow it.

Boris skipping 5 Cobra meetings. Who’d have thought? May would have been better for this crisis - at least she can absorb detail and put a shift in. As someone said this morning he wants to be PM but not do what PM job entails. Mind it matters not with gullible conspiracy theorists who don’t like facts or experts and will support ‘their guy’ regardless. And yeah better than Corbyn but that is no measure whatsoever.

Suck it up pal. As long as Hancock is wheeled out at 5pm to tell everyone ‘we are doing all we can’ you’ll swallow it. And fck listening to any medical professionals bemoaning the lack of testing or strategy.

https://apple.news/AmW-6p3aHRcOrDMiGZR3kig

An exclusive from the Star? That rag shouldn’t even be included with other papers, many of which are dreadful and full of bs. But they take it to a different level . Beggars belief what fckwits would buy that paper.

And you hate the BBC. Where do you get your news from in the future? Angry people on Twitter?

Hard to better that but feel like M’Bappe doesn’t deserve a place I would swap him for Pelé But then who for Aldair?

What do they do when they realise someone is batsh1t crazy? Do they follow up?

Not shaving

Moments of brilliance but also infuriating. People’s memories seem to be very rose tinted. Good player for us no doubt but think people are also let his subsequent amazing performances at Ajax lead them to think he was better than he was. Eredivisie very suited to his game

Wouldn’t be popular but people on furlough scheme should go to a different tax code to pay back higher proportion when back to normal.

The kitty is just a figment. All about keeping us under control and not expecting a ‘magic money tree’ - easily found when suits them. Global economies and borrowing is all smoke and mirrors built on not much.

I have all piracy options but still simpler when on main ones that I still pay for. US Office which is superb btw seems to jump between Netflix and Prime - actually better that way rather than being annoyingly exclusive.

I’m waiting for all episodes of Better Call Saul Sad but his brother thing really started to annoy me, Just want Mike and Gus and Mexican drug cartels

Bookies have the next election pretty close. No doubt if he loses as Bill Maher says he will be shouting about irregularities in the voting and won’t leave. Fox News will support this 5/6 Trump 6/5 Biden https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2020/winner

Norman Hunter bit before my time but this puts to shame the poncy head pushes we see these days. Love it

Do HBO ever sell their series to Netflix or Amazon? Watched The Wire years ago and was superb. Guess HBO have their own streaming service as not seen sight nor sound of it.

I’ve just tried to buy an 8ft wooden spoon on Amazon but all sold out. Totally agree btw

£35 to stream game?

Yeah fck eating eh

I expect to see white feathers soon on houses where people don’t come out to clap at 8pm

Getting all the brownie points for buying daughters and missus Little Mix tickets only to be refunded......hopefully Same with Killers but bit more gutted about that as I was going

Not losing any money betting

Only good things that have come from this - no squabbling please. No commute Getting fitter...probably Turns out a decent deal flogging Cedric

Do you get invited to many parties?