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He was at the Sunderland U21 game recently. Imagine how great he would be at getting the best out of Defoe. Fair old commute from Sandbanks though

Literally almost were ya

8-0 was great but none of those goals gave me the same feeling as Pelle's goal yesterday

Most people in the workplace swap out 'engage with' for 'speak to'. I haven't heard anyone say 'in the future' for many a moon. Maybe going forward I will

Don't question LVG's philosophy

Not even one that can be excused. Straight volley to bog standard clearance

Great Kane OG

VvD much more handsome than Toby with his crp hair.

From Squawka Branislav Ivanovic's game by numbers vs Porto: 10 misplaced passes 10 tackles attempted 1 tackle won 0 aerial duels won 0 crosses completed

Tv screens over the urinals showing the game Issue a free Saints shirt with every season ticket. Ban the tedious #wemarchon and also any stop all exciting new partnership nonsense. Bring back free buses to and from ground. and widen that bastrd bridge At half time read out Saintsweb threads Each game randomly select few 5 or so seats and give them £50k

'Half-arsed' is all they have time for. Tbh this over analysing does my head in anyway and can't stand tactics bores.

There were loads of goals yesterday. Jacob Steinberg was at West Ham and commented a couple of excellent saves weren't shown. Spurs fans moaning they weren't on first. Any rational person realises that they can't keep everyone happy. And borne out here by people feeling disrespected that they didn't deeply analyse our mid table clash.

Fck me their are some delicate flowers. Luckily Lineker and co don't take it so serious as some of the 'offended' viewers. Sorry quite pathetic

Funny I used to hate Crooks more than any other pundit but now becoming cult comedy figure. Get him on the couch.

Yeah much rather start with Stoke v Watford followed by WBA v Norwich. You fckers would be moaning more. MOTD is still excellent. Everyone watch Watford v Palace today?

The 1-0 one even got mentioned by MOTD commentator. Pathetic chant. Also they had more English players on pitch than us

Bournemouth getting royally screwed by injuries. Losing Wilson will probably mean they won't stay up. If as bad an injury as first feared of course

Let's hope Porto give them a tough game Tuesday. Loathe Chelsea but how can you not love this guy?

5 now

Mates? Come on you're fooling no one sunshine

Why haven't you sparked him out Griffo? Always had you down as a no nonsense old school hooligan.

You keep coming up with this and don't believe you fail to see in emotion in words..

Yeah how this obnoxious cnt hasn't been banned when others have is odd.

Aye what would you get for this these days

Costa banned