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Nice finish, JWP - now, push for a second.

Considering the state of play & the 'excitement' of the current game, I'm not sure anyone could... Anyway, we're under a bit of pressure here. My stream appears to be a bit behind play!

And you're still here?

http://firstrowsportes.net/soccer/watford-southampton-krk58ca98

Indeed. I've not worked out why he doesn't do this. Scared of 'risking' both our remaining fit strikers at the same time? Tadic is capable of threading passes - depends on his mood, though.

Real name not Joseph, is it?

I'd love him to stay. He can cut the grass. Thing is, halfway through cutting it he'd think it was done, change to the manual mower which has a different, fixed height setting, then at the last minute swap that for the roller over the whole pitch in an attempt to get the height of the grass back even again. It would still be too short, but Les would declare it to be a great job.

Because they only have eyes for 'big' clubs (and only temporarily for them, too: Blackburn? Villa? Newcastle? etc). We got close to peeing on their parade, which made them feel uncomfortable, so they try to control us by criticising us so our good players leave for their favourites... .... oh. Fleet Street win again!

Want to try that one again?

Good result. Dodgy performance. Awful subs & tactics. Redmond seems to be the 'golden boy' - more like spoiled brat, if you ask me.

I'd suggest they were booing the choice of player coming off, rather than the fresh player. Having said that, I don't like booing subs either - can be misconstrued by the oncoming player.

So, each time a sub has been made it's been our best player coming off. Don't mind Lemina being on (if he's fit), but Hoj should be on as well. Davis not had a great game. Will Gabbi come on? Would be nice.

Or actually catch the blasted thing - bash the defender out the way if needed.

Eh?! Boufal off? Fulham's confidence will rocket - they were scared every time he got the ball. So, Redmond...

This would be the perfect time to introduce Sims & Gabbi, for Davis (& Long? JWP? Romeu?).

Dreadful shot - sliced well wide. We're making chances, but not pressing high up, so we have to build from too deep.

We're negative because we want things to go well, so criticise and offer different ideas when things don't go well, in an attempt to work out how we could/would fix it. When they don't go well lots of times, or over a period of time, the negativity naturally builds up. That's happened recently. We still enjoy it when we win (Everton, anyone?). Ok, back to the game today... Ooh Hoj was unlucky there! Great move. Good save.

1-0, but not convincing so far. A couple of lazy players, still too many mistakes in possession. Plus points: Boufal Hoj (mostly) Long's confidence seems to be up - ooh just saw his 'goal': he was never offside JWP seems to be doing ok Romeu is working hard 0 goals conceded, despite scratchy defence

Yup. Also, the more Boufal gets on the ball, the better he gets and the more confident we become. With him as the creative force, Hoj engine room, we should be excellent... ... shouldn't we?

Boufal was awake! Outstanding effort, too (good save tbf). Corner x2... ... cleared but still our possession. Handball? Corner again. Ooh yes, deliberate elbow.

Hmm, yes! But I'd rather win... then keep winning.

http://firstrowsportes.net/soccer/fulham-southampton-krk58a311?l=1558720921 This works well for me (Macbook). Got it on silent, though, cos the M-I-L is round!

Indefensible approach. Heads must roll.

Not looking good, is it? Fans leaving the stadium early. I feel like walking out of my living room!

Just so poor. Clueless subs, no 'drive' from the manager, poor tactics when ahead. 9 minutes to save a point. Ain't gonna happen, is it?