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Threw his shirt at the manager as he went past.

Decent-ish save from Forster. Dreadful-ish shot from Tadic soon after! Ooh, he's chinned himself - ouch!

Poor late challenge on Tadic. Half chance about 40 yes out? Johnny Metgod on the books? Nope, JWP... cleared.

I agree. Another 'on point' post from you, sir. [trying to balance the insults ]

Main HT stats (allegedly): Shots - 7 On target - 1 (really? I reckon we had 2 or 3) Possession - 57% Goals - 0

He's playing too wide really, so not getting the ball as much as if he was centre mid. Hasn't had a great half, though his header was a good downward attacking one - decent [lucky?] save. Romeu is our main CM, with JWP & Hoj wide... and not really coming in much.

Hehe. Yoshi needs to be careful - he's already on a yellow.

Unlucky JWP - nearly scored with a header. Good to see him getting in a good position for the cross. Attacking well. Need a goal from this.

Yep. Just look for whenever it goes sideways or backwards from midfield.

Close from Tadic! Good attack, though I think we were lucky not to concede a free kick. Hmm, 50:50 it appears. Still attacking after 20 minutes! Jolly good.

Text commentary: "20: The Clarets have grown into this game and survived early pressure from the Saints to take the initiative." Sounds familiar...

Cross blocked, ricocheted back onto Long for goal kick. Unlucky.

Quick attack, then we took too much time playing the final ball in! Held up, laid back. Stalled.

Forster - it's like watching Andre the Giant, sometimes!

Not clever from JWP there - VvD coming back from offside, JWP plays it straight to him when he had other options! Think! Silly boy. We seem to be doing ok - need an early goal from these exchanges, otherwise it could be a classic 'good first 20, rubbish last 70'.

http://www.feed4u.net/watch/1864146/1/Burnley-FC-vs-Southampton-FC.html Redmond hurt. Staying on, though.

Decent start - good ball in from Bertrand. Corner. Spoiled by JWP/Redmond rubbish. Come on! Make the most of it.

Weird picture with his foot up his own nose.

Fresh from his success as TV's 'Nivea Man', Lallana auditions to be Tom Cruise's replacement in 'Mission Impossible: The Final'.

The tide seems to be slowly turning against Fonte - not majorly, but enough that many fans seem to be blasé about him leaving now. So, are we getting Dani Osvaldo back, then? We need a striker and lets face it, he's probably a free agent.

Just the one - 1986 v Liverpool at WHL

Good win, played well. Both teams will be satisfied.

Where's Long to chase the booted clearance? That's what he does, isn't it?

1-0 not enough. Need a late 2nd. 2-0 might just do it.

Text commentary: "Whatever Klopp wrote on that note to Sturridge, it would appear the Liverpool striker wasn't too pleased." Probably couldn't read it. How was that not a goal??!!