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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but surely, pompey fans will be happy with this as League 2 is 'proper football'...yes?

Poch on BBC apologising to spurs fans LOL

definitely in Europe. We will go straight to the group stages if we stay 5th. If we drop to 6th, we go to the groups if united win the cup. Otherwise it will be the qualifiers like this season

this is actually a genuine LOL

crap 1st half awesome 2nd half we are in Europe massive LOL at West Ham and their cheer leaders in Fleet Street

1 in the eye for the all the west ham cheer leaders in the press

STOKE score!!!!!!!!! winning 2-1!!!!!!!!!!! the crowd at SMS know it too

great stuff pelle to davis 4-1 come on stoke!!!

charlie adam nearly scores from the halfway line!!

goal line technology has kept us 5th. a CM away from a west ham goal mane has to do a lot better there

jesus. puncheon a whisker away west ham have had two cleared off the line in the last couple

west ham piling on the pressure against stoke

great penalty.

PENALTY!!!!!

Tadic off, JWP on good move you would think. More solid, hopefully

jesus, they are going to equalise here!!

carroll limps off for west ham

there we go. someone called it puncheon scores a cracker

Davis has been very good on the ball today

Pelle!!!!! get in. surely that is that come on stoke

brilliant running by long there. took the ball away right up the pitch and wins a free kick

stoke really going for it now

jesus. we seem to be wanting palace to score.....

get stoke. just seen the goal. a good one too

Rom off, Pelle on Guess we are matching them with 442-ish