Unbelievable Jeff

No, course we won't. Ridiculous assertion that.

I had rioters trying to break down the door of my office - and after going out the back of the office spoke to a few of the kids - they had no idea why they were there, but found looting and breaking stuff funny. It was a dark time for the country, but only because these toerags are our future, and being brought up in a country where they got something for nothing has spoilt them.

£16m for Clyne, £26m for Morgan. Yeah, Batman was talking for Morgan though...

I'll have to confirm with the other half as it is her month end (late working) and I usually have to pick up my daughter on Wednesdays and Thursdays, but I can try.

He's got 2 years hasn't he?

What's people's availability for the week before? Tuesday 5th, first day back after the Bank Holiday again?

Yeah, we'll see. Can do Tuesday 12th, but rest of the week is dodgy as it is my birthday and the missus is looking to take me away, and i don't know when yet...

Is that a WOTW reference?

Oh no he didn't...

Week before would work for me...Although the way you describe it I'm not sure I want to come again.

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Only took you 9000 posts of utter tedium...Good going champ!

Had nowt to do with her being a female poster, just that we had a differing view on sexism... I'm an equal opportunities debater.

Yep, no show for me too, in Spain.

We were surprised Lou didn't bring him in on a lead, considering the way he follows her around!

Its a great word...

I know which section I fit into.

It's The Masters, surely he's caddying or cosying up with his tour mates at Augusta?

I assume you were using ironies when you say 'hopefully' above...

*Can't work out if funny or creepy...*

No need to make excuses, I know where I stand...

I'm the equivalent of Leicester City. FML.

Nobody has asked me where I was that night either...