Goatboy

Welcome to the forum Heathen! Commiserations for living in a house full of Spurs fans.

Most women are too busy laughing at my tiny penis to notice my humour and intelligence.

Poor Sadio. First Elia slides seamlessly into his first team slot (oo-er missus) and now he has hijacked his thread.

I am sweating just reading that.

RedSLO is American. Dodgy spelling and grammar are in his blood.

I think it's becoming obvious that lou is just another of bletch's puppets, crafted to stimulate feminist debate and ponder the phallocentric nature of our language and the inherent slipperiness of meaning. Either that or he just likes dressing in ladies clothes and pretending to be from coxford.

Incidentally, i am an old gimmer, born in Royal South Hants and only have no 76 stub as daddy goat could only get 2 tickets so big bruv got first dibs. I had to be content with a photo of me, lawrie mac and the trophy a few weeks later. I have forgiven daddy goat. Just. And as has been said, welcome tex.

Would you rather that we didn't attract new fans? Maybe we should just fold when all the old gimmers born and bred in southampton pass away? No 76 final ticket stub, no status.

Reading Germaine Greer and tutting at lou.

One of my favourite things is asking which part of america canadians are from. Also asking which part of australia kiwis are from and whether australians are from the north or south island.

Like welcoming back an old friend! Again!

Sometimes a little bit of naughty does you good Lou! Only playing anyway. I am a good Goat really.

Whereas random gossip on Saintsweb is always 100% correct.

Could be father in law's then. Jinx!

Ticks at least 4 of my boxes. Good work.

Kid goat is minecrafter. You may have a bit of a wait.

Or run over by a drunk ched evans. On his way to church.

Woah i think lou may be some sort of mi5 agent. Hide the files bear!

I want to know why bucks had to destroy the pictures. Is lou 12?

What about my second question?

Wouldn't be in possession of a pic? Would you?

Hi Lou, no ban for me yet. God damned work is getting in the way of my interwebbing. I will try to catch up. Have you been ruined by a muppet yet?

Top nutjobbery.

Call me old fashioned but when at the football i prefer to watch the live action. When i'm at home i watch the screen.

Orgasmic.