Goatboy

About 15 quid to you PB.

Bestial porn and rocket launchers are a no no. Won't make that mistake again.

Don't sweat it Strongarms. You seem to be getting a hard time on here lately. You're my multi platform hero.

True.

Hope I make the sky ticker tape before she wakes up.

:DGotta love deadline day.

I'm not sure I can stay up for Bertrand either. It's hard but I think I'm going to have to join Mrs Goat in the bedroom.

I hoped:(

At the beginning of the season it looked as though Tadic, for whatever reason, was really enjoying playing for us. He obviously had a rapport with Pelle and his performances were great. Recently he has spent too long whining at his team mates, the referee and the opposition. I hope he gets back to playing with a bit more joy.

Needs dropping.

Nah, Bear's alright.

I make eyelashes for headlights.

Eyelashes on headlights.

I know a few Red Star fans who follow Saints for this reason. True story.

Maybe Abramovich has just realised his tax return is overdue?

I thought we'd blown our chances weeks ago?

Will there be a stream for this game?

Just a quick bit of advice DW. Stop going on about all your macho pursuits. You are coming across as more of a Louie Spence by the minute.

You are going to hell hell hell.

Didn't think it was even a foul at the time. Still don't.

Just back from the game. Not in the mood to read this thread so apologies if I'm repeating what's already been said. If, after 10 minutes, I could have had a bet on the outcome of this game, I would have plumped for a single Shelvey goal. Clyne started well, getting in behind their left back and putting in a couple of nice crosses which we failed to get on the end of. For me it was downhill from there. Swansea defended deep and in numbers. They were more than happy to watch us pass sideways and be slow and predictable. Ward Prowse was allowed no space whatsoever and every time he came short to get on the ball he was ignored. Our standard ball was a hoof from Fonte to an isolated Pelle. Poor. I could go on but I have a cat to kick. Poor decision to take off Reed when Tadic was having a(nother) mare. Poor tracking back. Casual. Awful crossing and set pieces. Again. Am I missing something? Elia is good value for me. Really quick feet, a couple of nice tricks and works hard both ways. I liked the trumpet player from Groeningen(?) who cheered up the Chapel/Itchen corner after Bertrand's red card. Oh and Gomis got away with murder. Nuts.

I like the socks but not sure about the rest of the kit. And why are we playing with two goalkeepers?

Lies!!!