Goatboy

Why would I want someone to hold my rod? That cost good money Lou. Unless you can prove you're capable of handling it gently, that baby is staying firmly in my palm.

I know! It's embarrassing! There we are having a perfectly reasonable carp fishing conversation and Jonnyboy butts in bigtime with the Anal bomb!

Absolutely! When the chunky little beast is resting up in the sack I get a real rush. Then I heave her up where I want her and fire off a few shots, before I free her carefully, allowing her to rest in my hands, regaining her strength before her elegant journey home. I wish her well and hope a fellow angler has such luck.

...what would you buy and why? I'll start! One of these: 1970 red Triumph Herald convertible ...because I went around Europe in one when I was 17.

Think yourself lucky. 'Goat in leggings' isn't looking good in my search history.

It's all about playing it gently and having faith in your tackle. If you try and force it, bully the quarry, you'll end up losing it. Keep the pressure on, wait for it to tire and then it'll be yours. Slip underneath it and haul it in.

You should feel it's power in the butt section when it really leans into something with a bit of fight in it.

Departing from Sangatte?

Never mind that, look how tiny is tackle is! Xmas list:

Those white ones would show every dribble.

Neotrogla (one for Coxford_lou and KRG)

Forster Clyne Fonte Yoshida Targett Morgan Vic Mane Davis Elia Pelle Tadic, Long, JWP, Gardos, Duricic, Reed, Davis Looking strong. Got a good feeling about Sunday. 3-1 Saints.

Yep, they're the ones I wear jogging.

Is that his tagline?

Who is the ref?

What tune is this one to?

It's ok, I don't own a Saints top and I'm disguised as Paul Potts.

You are aware this is only a football forum?

All looks pretty straight forward to me.

I believe revenge porn is now a specific criminal offence.

Again, I am pretty sure he would know if this was the case.