Goatboy

Wham: Wake me up before you go go.

Maybe she was just a bit pussy. A quick wipe with surgical spirits and she would have cleared that up quick smart.

Depends how far away the bar is.

Look at it as 3-5-2. Full backs give us the width and not only get forward but look to get forward quickly. Wanyama/Schneiderlin drop in to cover if we get caught with one/both full backs forward. I much prefer this than playing 4 at the back.

Jeez, it's not the weekend yet.

Only if your nuts were hanging out.

Muppets

Check your wallet Halo.

Pint of vodka top please PL.

I like being asked out. But not if they're looking at my tits and purely craving oral.

Well done dw!

Amything but those porn heels please lou. They look ridiculous. Chest waders and leather bra, fine.

When they're hairier than mine, yes.

Nope. Just general incompetence.

At least we have some consistency. Appalling refereeing backed up by equally bad officiating at the top.

Only when your mum zipped me up too quick:thumbup:

I hope you've become more gentle with age.

2 years ago nobody on here had heard of Wanyama. Bertrand was considered a poor replacement for Shaw before a ball had been kicked. Players move on. Very, very few are irreplaceable. I'm not saying it will be easy. I'm just not worried about it. Personally i think Harry Reed has done a great job standing in at centre midfield.

We won't be looking at your clothes lou.

My point is that the word irreplaceable is bandied about too often. Yes, morgan and Vic would be missed but irreplaceable? Not in my opinion.

I meant Scott Hiley.

Like Shaw, Lovren, Lallana and Lambert? We have had one irreplaceable player in the last 40 odd years imho.

...when your new girlfriend takes you to meet her mum and you realise you've already 'met' her.