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Goatboy

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  1. This is why doggy style was invented. I'm thoughtful like that.
  2. Goatboy

    Drink?

    It's a quote from 'The Deliverance' . You know, the film with the Murderous hill billy, dungaree wearing, anal rapists.
  3. Top grammar:)
  4. Never mind any of that, who's gonna get all this cake out of my anus?
  5. MH: "I was hoping that a tax rebate, won for me by the excellent Steve Tovey, would arrive in time to satisfy a number of demands on my finances including this. However, the Inland Revenue endlessly protracted the business of settling up with me." Now that's amusing!
  6. Goat like cake:)
  7. No but I've been twos up with a fat rascal inside my baumkuchen.
  8. Depends on the cake. I reckon you'd have trouble with a sponge but a nice firm fruitcake might get up there ok.
  9. Dr Goat prescribes lager, cake and blowjobs. Please note I am not a real doctor. Also please note I am not offering blowjob. Or lager. Or cake.
  10. Sounds painful.
  11. Did 12k on monday. All good apart from my knees, ankles, achilles and thighs. Pray for me.
  12. I look great in skirt.
  13. Fair oak infants Fair oak juniors Wyvern Southampton tech La sainte union I is goat ba hons
  14. Bears, coyotes and gun grabbing loons.
  15. As long as they don't shoot him multiple times when unarmed and on the floor eh?
  16. Goatboy

    Drink?

    Sarnia's got a pretty mouth.
  17. Goatboy

    Drink?

    You'll spot me. I am a goat.
  18. Murderball Fingering
  19. Do Palace command any sell on fee?
  20. See RedSlo's blog re home grown players for European squad.
  21. £18.75m to United is my guess.
  22. Trigger
  23. Goatboy

    Drink?

    I love a big thumb.
  24. Still filming The Voice. Give the guy some time.
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