Goatboy

Oh I see. Are we bringing back all racial insults then? Nig nog hasn't had an airing for a while.

sounds about right

What's a jboy?

Fantastic in the first half. Held on well against a much improved Chelsea in the second. Hazard had a great second half and we did well to stay level. Well done FF! Mane man of the match for me. A threat all game and worked tirelessly. Morgan had the best game of his season too. All in all a well earned point. Quick word about Mike Dean as I have had plenty of moans about refs this season. Matic sending off aside, I thought he had a very good game. One of the best refereeing displays I have seen this season. About time too. Upwards and onwards. COYS!!!

You obviously haven't met my mother in law. My ears will be bleeding and I will probably have scooped out my eyes with a spoon by the end of the afternoon.

A quick heads up for sportsmania users: the Chelsea game will be put up to watch on demand later today (gotta go out for lunch today so can't watch live). Mostly I'll be avoiding tv and radio today.

I am a techno idiot. I have a Panasonic smart tv and a Sportsmania eu subscription (£23 for 6 months). Streams footy in hd utterly brilliantly. I don't watch anything else on tv really. Just got me a macbook air to play with. Happy days.

I can barely remember my twenties.

blinkers

Let's hope he's not another Saganowski.

hood

tit****

C_l, you really need to worry less about lols on here. I'm up for the next drinkeepooos. I am not promising to be nice though.

skanks

Thanks Jack. Kind of looking forward to it now in a weird way!

Surely there must be less completely batsh*t mental ways to get a residence visa?

Orange biscuits are wrong and make all the others in the barrel smell of citrus. See also lemon puffs. This is definitely a packet, not barrel list JR!

Good list PL! Just add malted milk for biccy heaven.

:(

tea

Shambles

Island

Years ago, whilst conducting some dodgy business, i met an overly made up lady carrying a box of 48 dime bars. "Sweet tooth?" I asked with a twinkle in my teenage eye. "Nah love", she replied, " one a me punters likes stickin em up me snatch n eatin em." Not touched one since. Nor a dime bar.

What's the point? Disembarking passengers will spend most of their time sat waiting for a traffic light to turn green.

I'm sure his fellow passengers will be thrilled for him.