Goatboy

Yep, Bedford Place is your best bet.

I deride both sexes equally.

If you can't get out of the ditch, plant flowers in it.

lap

That's like choosing the best smelling turd in the sh*t pile.

I hope Veho are paying attention. Seems a golden opportunity to flog the United players a few MUVI HDPros.

22 Man brawl, several straight red to both teams, 1-0 West Ham Win. Own goal.

Don't forget to get all the DNA out of the boot. Bleach and hydrochloric acid will do the most thorough job.

Cool picture DP!

lips

Welcome Boozer!

Come on Charlie, get a grip. Maybe he is just keen to play for Saints again?

I quite like being groomed.

I really think we should all move on from the hatred of ex-Saints. It doesn't serve much of a purpose. Players and managers move on. That is just the nature of football. That said, I think Lovren is a f**king tw*t and Lallana can kiss my sweaty arse. C*nts.

This. I think the stewards were concerned that if the trumpet player carried on for much longer, 4 fifths of the chapel would wake up and there would be a mad rush for the exits.

Will Wood looks like a good prospect.

When you put it like that CL it has a certain Last Exit To Brooklyn appeal. I'll wear a carnation so you know it's me. Just a carnation;)

Maybe we have our eyes on someone else in the summer and Vilhena was just an opportunity for a bargain? I wouldn't take offence at a derisory offer. Just say "no thanks" and move on. Burning bridges may prove costly to both parties. What saint-crinny said FFS.

I used to take two hip flasks and metal cups and make half time cocktails in league 1. Purely medicinal obviously;)

If there is a feed available you can guarantee that it will be on SNHD. Willow (the site owner) looks after us Saints fans.

+1 for Sportsnation HD. Tell them Goatboy sent you!

most distressing

You should have waved to me Plastic. There's gold in them there lashes.