Goatboy

Load of weirdos on here C_l.

Mrs Goat has sewn that in my pants. Weird.

Pink lipped mussel gobbler.

No! It made me sad because I usually go to the football on my own too and I could see myself doing exactly the same as Halo:(

Replaced the bulb and finished w*nking?

Halo, this post made me very sad.

I look like this: stunner.

Yoshi or Yuki?

Hysterical.

I know he's not going to get every decision right but when he is in a good position, a few yards from the ball, you'd expect the ref to make the right call 9 times out of 10. I don't think tonight's ref got within touching distance of 9 out of 10.

Amen brother!

He was utter dog sh*t. Jon Moss levels of F*cking awful.

Sorry pap. Mrs G was saving lives so couldn't make it. Don't not invite me next time!

Just back from the game. Well, that was frustrating. I thought we had a good first 15 and a good last 15. Apart from that, though we had good possession, we never really created a clear cut chance. Started at a quick tempo and tried to get Mane and Elia in behind their back 4. Looked really threatening but it just didn't run for us. I thought we bossed the midfield with Reed, Wanyama and Davis all having good games. Davis in particular had an excellent 90. If only he could add a few more goals to his game. I don't think we missed Morgan tonight. Reed is going to be a top player for us though, to be honest, W. Ham's midfield was practically non-existent. Worst game I have seen Clyne have for a while but the rest of the defence were solid tonight. Fonte just oozes class. Mane and Elia continue to impress but Pelle badly needs a goal. His frustration is tangible. Tadic and Ward Prowse didn't do much right or particularly wrong when they came on (though Tadic could do with putting his laces through a shot a bit more regularly). Djuricic came on for the last 10 and didn't make a mark. Referee was absolutely atrocious. Again. Fed up of saying it now. Allardyce was p*ssing himself laughing at some of the more blatant blunders. I just couldn't begin to explain some of the decisions. Stopping the game because Carroll had slipped his saddle? Awful. Rightly booed off at half time. Just to finish my moan for the evening, there were way too many W.Ham fans in the Itchen/Chapel corner. A recipe for disaster. Your team came for a draw and were lucky to get it. Ho hum. Wish I'd gone to the Old Farmhouse to numb the pain! Upwards and onwards.

I'm not going to make it. Mrs Goat is late home. Straight to the game for me.

amputee

I get the liberal democrat bit but what is the last word?

Not sure that Quote can be attributed to you S_T. You weren't exactly positive though: "...We need to accept we will never finish higher than 8th or compete is Europe. Sad, but true. I fear that there is no vision for success, but simply for the club to cement its position as a mid-table side. We can talk about the FA Cup defeat all day long, but we were still a mile away from winning it. Funny thing is, I cant help but think that a further run in the cup might have had a negative impact on our league form and perhaps taken some of our players out of the spotlight. The saddest part of the season just gone is that we have become victims of our own success. We are going to get bullied by other clubs in the transfer market now having missed out on Europe. I can't help but think it is the worst thing to happen to us in recent years. We're meant to look at it as a successful season. Call me a bed wetter, pessimist or whatever but we will look back on this season in a few years as the beginning of the end."

MoiSt anus rapE. Also not pretty.

Is she Finnish?

That's about the size of it. Just set mine up on my new tv. It's brill!

Goat!

Damn! Just pipped me to it.

This. Good luck in the meat draw.

Unless he ends up punching the barmaid. Again.