Plastic

Not been watching, any good so far?

Total shît from start to finish. Dull long ball rubbish and very poor link up play.

Fonte gets away with another one. Tadic wtf...

This is the sexiest nun this performance deserves.

****ing hell. Really dim performance this.

Long ball ******

First 5 mins were great, looked pretty poor since.

Hehehe

Mané 2nd half pls.

Ffs JWP. WEAK!!!!

Meh

Vic is still brilliant

Elia is not bad, but he doesn't seem to like straying too far from the touch line. Needs to come inside more.

Quite so

****e

Love the fact that the dippers got skinned also.

50mil for Barkley? Not a chance.

Looking grrrreat

Howard save, great attempt good save

BAR ffs

Remember people gathering round the MK cabinet in arcades to see someone complete a fatality combo, usually Sub Zero's. Ahh fun times.

Got quality service, scored a goal.

Fürking great goal

I agree Lou, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell are brilliant.

I like everyone apart from Jeff, he is my enemy because of his passive aggression in relation to SWT. I also dislike Greenridge because he sent me angry PM's demanding an apology after I accused him of dissing Shane Long. But he is not actually my enemy, unlike Jeff.