Plastic

Lou! We are in the noms! Don't spoil it now!!! Check it out - 2 votes! I think we have something very special here, don't cold shoulder me Think I love you, shall we get married at St Mary's? Xxxxxxxx

Spiders is helpful poster of the year! Ps autocorrect changed your name, and I like it.

Errr yes you did! You said you were a fit on my girl games vs boy game thread!

How do I vote for people and what are the options? Bletch's dribblings are too verbose. Some easy bullet points please!

Wings

Very proud of that team! Shame we resorted to hacking for the last 5 minutes, but clearly knackered. Great point!

Over a minute extra time ffs! Good draw, good as a win imo. Considering the hammering in the second half!

Cards all over now

Please keep the ball!!!!!!

Mo sent off

Mané loves wasting time Corner!!!

Christ let off JWP you bell! Long on for Davis

Drogba coming on for mikel

Get shlong on

Ohh close

JWP on for tadic

Fôôkin sportsnation down again

Maya has looked brilliant today stop giving him shït

Agree

Commentator now calling us naive. Stfu - think we've been great!

Balls

Ooooh Yoshi didn't want to be there

Think ref has been ok

What a ball from Davis. Dude is a star.

Sneaky lil cheater