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Pound crashes as a result of the Commons vote on Brexit?: There must be fortunes to be made in shorting our currency.

I love how all the experts are quick to change the tune that the leave posters were dancing to, before the referendum. This report by PWC is worth a read. So to recap. Before: After: All these piles of steaming turds, left by the overpaid "experts", explain why people who aren't bright enough to do a proper science degree , do accountancy instead. What it doesn't explain is why the sheep on this site still poke every new piece of cr@p they deposit with a stick and talk about it on here. We are leaving, guys and as long as we don't rely on accountants who are bad at starting and growing new businesses, we will be fine.

I found this part of Professor Burrage's Paper quite interesting and backs up what I've suspected about the patronising political elite in this country for a while :

That's 2 of my 5 a day gone. I'll just have to replace them with two pints of IPA. UK beer is yet to be affected by Brexit, according to Farage, as he's rarely seen without a glass in his hand. I pity the salad eating metropolitan elite, though. They'll sure to be picketing Tesco's over the weekend.

I think this guy can help: According to Michael Burrage, in the 13 years before Britain joined the then European Economic Community, British exports to the 11 core states saw growth of 131 per cent. Exports also grew by 136 per cent between 1973 and 1993 as the union worked together on the creation of a Common Market system. But the value of UK exports to the same 11 economies has only risen by 2.5 per cent in the last 23 years since the creation of the single market. I now expect ad hominem attacks on this author, together with any groups to which he is affiliated, rather than any evidence to the contrary.

You've just got to laugh, haven't you?: 6 months ago Today:

Her husband is a real dumbass, who is rapidly being drained of his cash by, b! tches cleverer than him: Classy.... Add to the million his genius current wife has lost in their business and the legal costs he's spunked with a pointless PR campaign against the government and I see stormy waters ahead for this clown. He really should have kept his pecker in his trousers. Still, his lawyers must love him to death.

It looks like Gina Miller follows Saints Web: The self-deluded, self-important b! tch should stick to draining her husband of his rapidly shrinking bank balance and not the taxpayer as well.... ....as a wise man once said, if it flies, floats or f***s, rent it.

Donald Trump and Theresa May have delivered a rebuke to the EU by agreeing the first steps in a new free trade deal two years before Brexit. In defiance of claims that Britain should not launch substantive negotiations with other countries until after Britain leaves the EU, the two leaders thrashed out an agreement that they would trade “more than ever”. At lunch on Friday, Trump pledged to ensure that the trade arrangements that the UK has with the US through its membership of the EU will continue when the UK leaves. May and Trump also agreed to start a new trade negotiation agreement that will see high-level talks between the two nations begin immediately

After spending 30 seconds reading it and considering the result of the referendum, how can any Member of Parliament vote against it?

Her own words do a better job, I must admit: “Physically sick?” I know how you feel, love. I bet that quote will resonate with the voters outside London.

For anyone interested, here's the lowdown on Gina Miller, the person who seeks to provide the British Government legal advice on the way we exit the EU: She isn't just a legal expert, because her and her third husband run a very successful "investment management company", SCM Private LLP. SCM Private LLP Statement of Comprehensive Income Year ended 30 April 2016 [TABLE=width: 500] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD]2016[/TD] [TD]2015[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Turnover[/TD] [TD]£ 285,251[/TD] [TD]£ 301,682[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cost of sales[/TD] [TD]£ 68,859[/TD] [TD]£ 135,410[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Gross profit[/TD] [TD]£ 216,392[/TD] [TD]£ 166,272[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Administrative expenses[/TD] [TD]£ 423,756[/TD] [TD]£ 607,012[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Operating loss[/TD] [TD]£ (207,364)[/TD] [TD]£ (440,740)[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] I think the government should sign her up, immediately, to provide advice on negotiating the best trade deal for the UK. I, for one, will be hanging on her every word regarding managing my investments. On second thoughts, I'd work on snagging a more financially successful 4th husband, love. It's the only way you'll make any money. This publicity stunt is only going to bring you grief....

I posted that the EU is f***ed, not Europe....

This court case is a very minor apostrophe in the story of the UK exiting the EU. The next paragraph will be written on Friday, when a joint announcement will be made regarding a bilateral trade deal with the US, together with passporting rights for UK financial institutions. These will be introduced into law within 3 months of the EU exit. What this will do is provide an immense level of strength to Mays hand in the upcoming Brexit negotiations. The US has stated that it is only interested in bilateral trade deals with nation states, leaving the EU in the sh!tter when it comes to their much vaunted capability of doing trade deals. The EU is so f***ed...

The story so far: Opening post: Daily Telegraph today: Remainers should have carefully read the opening post, from the 27th June last year. It would have saved a lot of tears and worry.

Hardly free movement, though, is it?

Australia eyes relaxed UK immigration under trade deal The UK has been told it will have to relax its immigration rules for Australians if it wants a free trade deal with Canberra. Alexander Downer, Australia's high commissioner to the UK, said the country would want better access for business people working in the UK before reaching a post-Brexit deal. He said it might be possible to strike a deal within eight months of Brexit. Preliminary moves over a possible agreement had been made, he added. UK Prime Minister Theresa May has already said she will begin talks to strike a trade deal with New Zealand in the coming months. Mr Downer told BBC Radio 4's Today programme that Australia's access for businesses had often been a part of its free trade negotiations. "It might just make it a bit simpler actually," he said. "For example, an Australian company that invests in the UK might want to bring some of its executives to the UK. "That can be done with what are called tier 2 visas, but maybe that could be made a little bit easier. "I suspect they would be the only sort of changes you'd be looking at." The good news doesn't stop coming....

More Trade Deals Reported in the Telegraph

If you're day trading currencies, in an attempt to get rich, you're a bigger mug than your posts indicate. I can see you attempting to justify it, together with your wins on the horses because you know the "form". You're back on ignore, pal, because you are quite obviously a troll.

That's because the day isn't over, pal....

Timmy, you can't even work out my profit from the year on year change in my balance sheet, so if it's all the same, I'll continue treat your posts and Sherlock's as comedy material.

Here's another picture for you to colour in: Shorting the pound... Pal, you're a financial genius, making the square root of f*** all. If you were making money trading, you as sure as hell wouldn't be wasting time posting drivel on here.

Another Nostradamus joins the fray. That graph is today, shows a rising pound from the start of business and is only a c*** hair lower (or will be), by the close. Sherlock clown feet is not making squat on the pound. Here's another quote:

Yeah, right. You would make more money at the circus, pal. The only sociopathic clown in the world

Short the pound.... Your predictive powers are on a par with Gordon Brown. I never tire of chuckling at your posts, pal: Here's another quote I like: What does he know, though? He just made over €100M selling his hedge fund. "Short the pound".... "Free trade will not have an ally in the White House next year"...