Guided Missile

For anyone interested, here's the lowdown on Gina Miller, the person who seeks to provide the British Government legal advice on the way we exit the EU: She isn't just a legal expert, because her and her third husband run a very successful "investment management company", SCM Private LLP. SCM Private LLP Statement of Comprehensive Income Year ended 30 April 2016 [TABLE=width: 500] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD]2016[/TD] [TD]2015[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Turnover[/TD] [TD]£ 285,251[/TD] [TD]£ 301,682[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cost of sales[/TD] [TD]£ 68,859[/TD] [TD]£ 135,410[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Gross profit[/TD] [TD]£ 216,392[/TD] [TD]£ 166,272[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Administrative expenses[/TD] [TD]£ 423,756[/TD] [TD]£ 607,012[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Operating loss[/TD] [TD]£ (207,364)[/TD] [TD]£ (440,740)[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] I think the government should sign her up, immediately, to provide advice on negotiating the best trade deal for the UK. I, for one, will be hanging on her every word regarding managing my investments. On second thoughts, I'd work on snagging a more financially successful 4th husband, love. It's the only way you'll make any money. This publicity stunt is only going to bring you grief....

I posted that the EU is f***ed, not Europe....

This court case is a very minor apostrophe in the story of the UK exiting the EU. The next paragraph will be written on Friday, when a joint announcement will be made regarding a bilateral trade deal with the US, together with passporting rights for UK financial institutions. These will be introduced into law within 3 months of the EU exit. What this will do is provide an immense level of strength to Mays hand in the upcoming Brexit negotiations. The US has stated that it is only interested in bilateral trade deals with nation states, leaving the EU in the sh!tter when it comes to their much vaunted capability of doing trade deals. The EU is so f***ed...

The story so far: Opening post: Daily Telegraph today: Remainers should have carefully read the opening post, from the 27th June last year. It would have saved a lot of tears and worry.

Hardly free movement, though, is it?

Australia eyes relaxed UK immigration under trade deal The UK has been told it will have to relax its immigration rules for Australians if it wants a free trade deal with Canberra. Alexander Downer, Australia's high commissioner to the UK, said the country would want better access for business people working in the UK before reaching a post-Brexit deal. He said it might be possible to strike a deal within eight months of Brexit. Preliminary moves over a possible agreement had been made, he added. UK Prime Minister Theresa May has already said she will begin talks to strike a trade deal with New Zealand in the coming months. Mr Downer told BBC Radio 4's Today programme that Australia's access for businesses had often been a part of its free trade negotiations. "It might just make it a bit simpler actually," he said. "For example, an Australian company that invests in the UK might want to bring some of its executives to the UK. "That can be done with what are called tier 2 visas, but maybe that could be made a little bit easier. "I suspect they would be the only sort of changes you'd be looking at." The good news doesn't stop coming....

More Trade Deals Reported in the Telegraph

If you're day trading currencies, in an attempt to get rich, you're a bigger mug than your posts indicate. I can see you attempting to justify it, together with your wins on the horses because you know the "form". You're back on ignore, pal, because you are quite obviously a troll.

That's because the day isn't over, pal....

Timmy, you can't even work out my profit from the year on year change in my balance sheet, so if it's all the same, I'll continue treat your posts and Sherlock's as comedy material.

Here's another picture for you to colour in: Shorting the pound... Pal, you're a financial genius, making the square root of f*** all. If you were making money trading, you as sure as hell wouldn't be wasting time posting drivel on here.

Another Nostradamus joins the fray. That graph is today, shows a rising pound from the start of business and is only a c*** hair lower (or will be), by the close. Sherlock clown feet is not making squat on the pound. Here's another quote:

Yeah, right. You would make more money at the circus, pal. The only sociopathic clown in the world

Short the pound.... Your predictive powers are on a par with Gordon Brown. I never tire of chuckling at your posts, pal: Here's another quote I like: What does he know, though? He just made over €100M selling his hedge fund. "Short the pound".... "Free trade will not have an ally in the White House next year"...

Read all about it, here. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Timmy. Go for it, Boris. negotiate. As I posted earlier:

I think everyone should realise that whatever the rights and wrongs of the vote, it was a bl00dy difficult decision, with many factors, both social and economic, aspects of which, even the experts got wrong. For that reason, however people voted, those that did, should be given the credit for considering the complex issue they were presented with and getting out to the polling station in large numbers. Now it is done, we should all try and make Britain a success. As Winston Churchill said:

Spot on...and for me, the help needed is not financial but regulatory.

William Hill Odds on Next Country to Leave EU [TABLE=width: 500, align: left] [TR] [TD]Country[/TD] [TD]Odds[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Greece[/TD] [TD]2/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Italy[/TD] [TD]2/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]France[/TD] [TD]7/2[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Netherlands[/TD] [TD]11/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Hungary[/TD] [TD]14/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Ireland[/TD] [TD]16/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cyprus[/TD] [TD]20/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Denmark[/TD] [TD]33/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Austria[/TD] [TD]33/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Czech Republic[/TD] [TD]33/1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Germany[/TD] [TD]33/1[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] If France and Italy leave, the EU is dead...

I have been personally abused on this forum, regularly, by a number of posters, over the years. In order to avoid these anonymous attacks, I have decided to share a video showing just how hard I am, so that these abusive trolls know exactly who the f*** they are dealing with. [video=youtube;ntj0Ukm1Q-Q]

I feel a song coming on:

You're forgetting that we won the referendum. I'd call that a victory. All that's left is the EU to break up in the next 12 months and my life will be complete.

Every day brings more good news for the Brexiteers and the UK as a whole. Read this and be optimistic. Another small step towards a better future for the UK. Mark my words, plans for a new UK/US trade deal will be announced during May's visit to meet Trump in February, lined up by Farage and Bojo.

Quite possibly the funniest thing you've posted, pal. You're just a gift that keeps giving... Keep going. This is up there with an Office script for embarrassment, but I'm sure you can do better. Unfortunately all your Remainer pals have deserted you, pal, so you're on your own....pal.

Cruise Missile - Guided Missile - You're a comedy genius, pal. Give us another clever play on words. Oh, you have...Shurlock - Sherlock. Your Brexit posts are far funnier though, pal...

Stop it, pal, you're cracking me up.... (On second thoughts, keep it coming. It's like watching Laurel & Hardy rolled into one)