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OldNick

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  1. I havent quite gone yet as I was hoping one of you would have said to me 'night night hope the bed bugs don't bite',Well they normally say that in a travel lodge it was moi by the way
  2. Off to bed early I have to pick up American clients at Heathrow in the morning.I have enjoyed some of the posts tonight some were really on form.Or was it me
  3. 1 more POST left ..get it clever aint it
  4. bugger I cant think of anything..Im licked
  5. lol
  6. Its funny I got the impression it would have been a Brazillian rain forest, but it takes all types
  7. Thats a type of mushroom isnt it?
  8. If its red your nights entertainment is dead
  9. Just think how Carl Tyler feels. He aint been on tv since.
  10. Is that the older part of Stains town centre?
  11. do you send your misses flowers or is that too sensitive toi ask?
  12. I didnt watch the show so not sure what you mean.But if there was a bit of se# MB will be not available for a while
  13. and you are tuned in already I expect
  14. I had a case of premature ejaculation, I went to the docs and he gave me a cream, but I could never rub it in time
  15. wow are you part of the consortium then?
  16. I assume that includes taking your trousers down
  17. where did Alps emigrate to? only kidding.
  18. I can see your point DD
  19. I bet you know the one where you always come first.
  20. Im not privvy to that but the players do like a short back and sides
  21. I wouldnt put money on it. Listen to this one that got round to me and I was told this seriously. It was said to have come from one of the players hairdressers. 'Things are so bad and finances so tight, the players have to take their kits home to wash.' People actually beleieve it as it comes from a person who cuts players hair. These rumours are taken up and believed, Im amazed no one has put it up here.
  22. I hoping to find those in poundland
  23. Looks like it is Saintkip, it still is entertaining. i hope to get they think its all over videos this christmas, unless I see them at a car boot sale and buy them cheap
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