Shance

We are averaging the least amount of shots on our goal and most shots we do concede are speculative ones at best. Van Dijk has been absolutely fantastic and for me just pips Clasie as the motm. He is the perfect sweeper type cb and he is nearly as good as SRL in the air. The only place we aren't clicking atm is up front, but people need to realise if you are concentrating more on defense then you will sacrifice some attacking flair. I was disappointed with Pelle today but he really doesn't look match fit atm. Austin is so much more mobile and has some good pace. I'd like to see him start against Chelsea. Romeu once again showing us that Wanyama isn't going to be a big miss. He was very highly rated at Chelsea when he was younger but had a big injury. He's building back up to being that player again.

jesus. We're just smashing it away now. Always annoys me when we do this. We kept the ball most of the first half but can't now we're winning!!

That is a good substitution!

**** sake!

West Ham are now 2-0 down to Norwich. Please Saints!!!

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin coming on by the looks of it. About time.

Ref has been woeful. Really poor.

Utd lose and West Ham losing. Come on Saints!!!

That is NEVER a foul on the keeper and he did NOT have control of that ****ing ball. That goal should've stood. The ref is having a **** game.

How the **** does Cork escape a yellow there??

Well played. Great cross.

I honestly think that Koeman has set us up in the first half to keep a clean sheet and get Swansea running after the ball. So far so good but i'd make two changes within the first 10 minutes of the second half and really push Swansea back.

We need to get Mane and Cedric on the pitch. As poor as Mane has been he at the very least unsettles defenders. Davis needs to be switched back into the middle and get Austin on for Pelle who has done nothing.

****inghell Long!!!

What's he done wrong? ****inghell.

Charlie Austins song is ****ing atrocious. Our fans are mongs at times.

COYS!!!!

It's pretty obvious that Johnson lied to Sunderland and lied to his partner. She left the courtroom during the presentation of evidence by the prosecution and rumours are that she's binned him off. She stood by him because he said he didn't know she was that young and tbf she doesn't look 15. She's been made to look a right mug and has been trolled for being a money grabber etc even though they are married ffs. I've had a read of the case (like I did with the Ched Evans case) and he's as guilty as sin. He even told the girl to delete all the messages between them. He 100% knew her age and it was him that was making all the advances and putting the pressure on, not the young girl. If he was a young player of say 17/18 then it wouldn't be so bad but a 28 year old man copping off with a 15 year old girl? It's ****ing sickening. He'll obviously go down for it and thankfully his career is now over. That mercifully saves us from Sunderland fans moaning about him not being in the England side every time he doesn't play **** for two games in a row.

Yeah it's not a stock market as you don't actually own any stock. It's more like a virtual stock market.

No he's genuinely cashed out and made some decent money. Cheers mate. haha

If you put your shares in a player up for sale it automatically sells them when someone else buys shares in that player. If your shares don't sell after a few days then the site buys them back. The daily buzz gives you a boost yes. So you want players who are in the media a lot.

Yeah I made sure it was a legit website first. Yes there are and will be more losers as you say, but because the concept is quite new the prices will rise with popularity. It really pays to be in from the beginning. Which is why I wished i'd listened to my mate as he made a couple of hundred in 3 weeks.

He's not available.

The more they are trending in the media the more their price goes up. John Terry's has been going up because of his contract at Chelsea and will continue to do so as he is linked with more and more clubs. There's a thing on the site called the buzz. If your player wins the buzz for that day you win 20p per share I think. John Terry has won 4 lately. Top players will always rise as the site gets more popular and I chose Messi as he's got a tax evasion trial coming up soon. He'll smash the buzz with that. He'll also (laughably) be getting linked to man city.