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Already on DH Gate 😂

Fucking Everton wankers, did they not get the memo?

That back is hideous. Looks like a Sheffield United kit. No doubt loads of other clubs that wear stripes will carry on with a striped back.

The few notable contributions of Middlesbrough to the world: Bob Mortimer Chris Rea Roy Chubby Brown Kammy Brian Clough and notably Captain Cook. No wonder he discovered Australia, he was probably looking for the furthest possible point from that shithole town.

When Taylor left we weren’t even in the playoff race, nor would we have known we’d be facing then automatic promotion chasing Boro. Unless they sent an undercover intern to about 8 different clubs I think we can dismiss the sleeper agent theory. The notion that he tipped off Boro that we’d be sending a spy certainly is credible, but it probably wasn’t any more in depth than that.

Wearing sunglasses to hide those sweet salty tears.

Or when he claimed Ings and Bertrand were about to sign long term contracts and Martin Semmens came out and said it’s a load of bollocks and Crook didn’t have a clue despite living locally.

That skate cunt Matterface has never liked us anyway having worked on Skate FM back in the day, poor bloke is living in perpetual sadness for having a bird like Natalie Sawyer and losing her. Clueless Crooks dislike of us probably stems from when he wrote for The Athletic and was consistently wrong about anything Saints related and got pelters from our fans for it.

Yeah it’s not looking good is it. Probably not at the right weight class nor point in his career to be having it at a venue like St Mary’s I said on a different thread a couple of days ago that promotion probably would have seen this turn into a bit of a party.

“Hello Phil? Yeah it’s me Gibbo, yeah Gibbo, you know the bloke from the boardroom up at Boro? Yeah I was just wondering if that offer of £10 million quid to keep quiet about all this was still available? Hello? Phil? Phil?…..”

Hang that in the fucking Louvre.

What stage is the sad, but laughing my bollocks off stage?

The funniest thing about this is that the Boro fans were singing “mauled by the tigers” at the Wrexham fans too. Karma eh, what a bitch 😂😂

You should have just taken the money from us instead Gibbo you dyed curly haired cunt.