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He wrote it was just a bit of fun, but I'm getting knowhere!

 

Fill in the blanks! I was in ........................... Yesterday and i turned round to see a big ........................... pull up. I went to look at the .................... when i saw none other than ....................... step out of the ...................... He looked as if he had decided to leave .................. because there was no ................... left. I have come to this club to play in the ................. and to also win the ..................... The next signing is set to be from Manchester .............. With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished ....... In league one last year meaning they are ................ A shock call up to the .............. team was southampton youngster ................. You can tell i am bored ;)

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Fill in the blanks! I was in Unit 1 Yesterday and i turned round to see a big Jewish guy pull up. I went to look at the said jewish guy when i saw none other than Salem al Faraj step out of the Morris Minor He looked as if he had decided to leave an STD because there was no condoms left. I have come to this club to play in the championship and to also win the skint arab of the year award The next signing is set to be from Manchester's red light district With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished top In league one last year meaning they are way better A shock call up to the Hamble rowing team was southampton youngster Lionel Messi

 

From the future :wink:

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Fill in the blanks! I was in Katie Price Yesterday and i turned round to see a big Transvestite pull up. I went to look at the deviant when i saw none other than Rupert Lowe step out of the Dress. He looked as if he had decided to leave Duck Worriers Anonymous because there was no Money left. I have come to this club to play in the bath and to also win the dirty discusting fans over. The next signing is set to be from Manchester Massachusets, With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished as per my plan, last In league one last year meaning they are ****ed, which is as per prephesy. A shock call up to the First team was southampton youngster Francis Banali, 67.

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I was in ........Southampton................... Yesterday and i turned round to see a big .............red head.............. pull up. I went to look at the ............face........ when i saw none other than ........Rupert Lowe............... step out of the ...........Dell Bar........... He looked as if he had decided to leave ......the bar............ because there was no .......one who would either talk to him or drink with him............ left. "I have come to this club to play in the .........Bar........ and to also win the .....pool championship, but no-one likes me, by the way................ The next signing is set to be from Manchester ...not Holland or from any of my businesses........... With their owners run out of money. Southampton finished ...when I had done my final Dutch total football crap and I left them.... In league one last year meaning they are .....rubbish with youth players........... A shock call up to the ....new.......... team was southampton youngster ...because these days the owners and manager are half decent and even some of the fans like my good friend 19 Canteen and Sundance have realised that my stupid youth idea with that eejit Wotte was a complete farce, still at least I left Southampton with £3million pocketted over the years of decline.............."

 

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Fill in the blanks! I was in Unit 1 Yesterday and i turned round to see a big Jewish guy pull up. I went to look at the said jewish guy when i saw none other than Salem al Faraj step out of the Morris Minor He looked as if he had decided to leave an STD because there was no condoms left. I have come to this club to play in the championship and to also win the skint arab of the year award The next signing is set to be from Manchester's red light district With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished top In league one last year meaning they are way better A shock call up to the Hamble rowing team was southampton youngster Lionel Messi

 

From the future :wink:

good old unit 1 season ticket holders get half price!
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