Dog Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 (edited) With the amount of rain we have been having over the last few months I expect a decent crop. Cosmic! :smt119 Edited 18 September, 2008 by Dog Hand picked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Fields with horses or cows in are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 A mate of mine has just bought a house with a great big paddock attached. I could sell tickets to 'visitors' who want to come and have a stroll around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 How lucky that I just happen to live opposite a horse field then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Get out there tonight with a torch around 11pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Get out there tonight with a torch around 11pm. I'l be waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I'l be waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I'l be waiting for you. Can you wear your vampire gear again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Can you wear your vampire gear again? Of course, already painted my nails deep red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Fields with horses or cows in are the best. The cricket pitch at the old Richard Tauntons site on Highfield Road was riddled with them at this time of the year. In fact, it got so bad that the university decided to plough it up and build on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms? Yeah, she had poisonous ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Didn't someone die from crossing the road one time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Didn't someone die from crossing the road one time? no, it was a chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I need some mushrooms maaaaaan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 no, it was a chicken. Why did he do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Why did he do it? Because he was a C*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms? Yes... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2978434/One-woman-dead-and-another-seriously-ill-after-eating-Death-Cap-mushrooms.html Has enough poison to kill 2-3 people. I saw a picture on the tv of them earlier but they looked different to the above which tends to suggest thye dont all look the same which makes 'mushroom picking' a little more fun. Like russian roulette. We should call it 'Mushroom Roulette' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Does look like a tasty mushroom though doesnt it? Would go well sat next to a bit of pig and some chickens babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 September, 2008 Great night after eating mushrooms on toast. I spent the whole night fighting the 30' midget with orange hair and his mate the giant pink scorpion on my ride-on tractor. Things got worse when the Russian army arrived in their tanks and all the air traffic appeared to be Bin Liner on a suicide mission. Off to bed now, as soon as I get out of this spider infested shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 19 September, 2008 Share Posted 19 September, 2008 I know two excellent spots for magic mushrooms, I'm not going to tell any of you lot though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 September, 2008 I know two excellent spots for magic mushrooms, I'm not going to tell any of you lot though Will you be taking part in the annual mushroom consumption olympics though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 19 September, 2008 Share Posted 19 September, 2008 Will you be taking part in the annual mushroom consumption olympics though? Pobably not, last time I did them I thought I was in a giant washing machine and that all my clothes were on inside out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 19 September, 2008 Share Posted 19 September, 2008 avoid the ecuadorian ones at all costs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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