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overheard in a Boston bar.

 

"Hey, see the Patriots?"

"Yeah, they sucked"

"I couldnt believe their defense. Totally sucked"

"I know. Cassel sucks too. What do you think Belichick is going to do"

"Aw, he sucks now. He was good for a couple of years. Now hes totally retarded"

"Yeah. How about the Sox"

"They suck. I cant even watch them anymore"

"Yeah, Ortiz sucks. Ellsbury too"

"They've sucked since Schilling got hurt"

"Ahh, he was startin to suck anyway"

"And Beckett got hurt.."

"He was great last year. Now he sucks"

"Sucks"

"Francona got lucky last year"

"Yeah, without Manny he sucks"

"Yeah, Theo's a jerk"

"Lets go to Dunkin Donuts"

"Yeah, this coffee I got sucks"

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Careful. Totton reds going to come and moan this isn't about Southampton.

 

I'll save it for you.

 

I think we have sucked since we got relegated.

Don't you think Rupert Lowe Sucks?

And what Mike Wilde did. That was a suckfest.

And that spiderman. we paid a miilion and he ha sucked.

And Kevin Phillips wife, Julie, she sucked.

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overheard in a Boston bar.

 

"Hey, see the Patriots?"

"Yeah, they sucked"

"I couldnt believe their defense. Totally sucked"

"I know. Cassel sucks too. What do you think Belichick is going to do"

"Aw, he sucks now. He was good for a couple of years. Now hes totally retarded"

"Yeah. How about the Sox"

"They suck. I cant even watch them anymore"

"Yeah, Ortiz sucks. Ellsbury too"

"They've sucked since Schilling got hurt"

"Ahh, he was startin to suck anyway"

"And Beckett got hurt.."

"He was great last year. Now he sucks"

"Sucks"

"Francona got lucky last year"

"Yeah, without Manny he sucks"

"Yeah, Theo's a jerk"

"Lets go to Dunkin Donuts"

"Yeah, this coffee I got sucks"

 

Sure sounds like a few Bostonians I know.

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