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On Monday I popped into a mates house & his cat made my eyes itch really really bad. (Please note double use of really, it wasn't just really bad, it was really really bad). I wasn't even touching the pussy either. Even all day Tuesday my eyes were itchy, but thankfully no pink eye.

 

Last night I went over to some different friends & their pussy was all over me, but there was no itching.

 

Why do some pussies make me itch but not others?

 

Edit: This is serious question, should have been in serious Lounge area rather than muppet show, but I just came here by default

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I'm in Manchester so phone reception isn't good. Will post some examples when home tomorrow if it helps. One of the pussies was fat, black & hairy (itchy one!) the other one was much smaller with short hair, it looked a bit oriental.

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just by the by we used to have a cat who was allergic to cat hair. Poor thing. We had to veet* it twice weekly.

 

* not typo

Shaved pussies look cute don't they. What is the allergies? I heard it was where cats lick themselves & their spit dries & goes into dust particles, not sure if its that. It seems odd a pussy licking itself can cause problems, yet when I've licked pussies I've not got itchy eyes.

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I'm in Manchester so phone reception isn't good. Will post some examples when home tomorrow if it helps. One of the pussies was fat, black & hairy (itchy one!) the other one was much smaller with short hair, it looked a bit oriental.

 

I have experience with both.

 

By the way for those not medically trained, veet is Dutch for finger...

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I'm in Manchester so phone reception isn't good.

 

Just to clarify (just in case Manchester mobsters are reading) I'm not dissing Manchester & saying its so backwards it doesn't have mobile reception. It's probably just the super thick curtains they have at Premier Inns!

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On Monday I popped into a mates house & his cat made my eyes itch really really bad. (Please note double use of really, it wasn't just really bad, it was really really bad). I wasn't even touching the pussy either. Even all day Tuesday my eyes were itchy, but thankfully no pink eye.

 

Last night I went over to some different friends & their pussy was all over me, but there was no itching.

 

Why do some pussies make me itch but not others?

 

Edit: This is serious question, should have been in serious Lounge area rather than muppet show, but I just came here by default

 

Consider yourself very lucky.

 

It could have been worse.

 

You could have had a problem with fur balls

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