Toon Saint Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 This chap has posted the following 'blog' on twitter without realising that anyone can edit his post. Mark Reeves@MarkReeves9991h Why I think #SaintsFC should be looking towards top 6... http://shrib.com/Saintsfc . Plz RT http://shrib.com/Saintsfc Enjoy boys... Also enjoy editing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Harsh, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 the latest update An Adult Story by Marc Reevés Since being taken over by Mark Lee-Bear in 2002, Southampton have gone from strength to strength. Bringing in Man of Chairs, Nicko 'Do you wana a nice-a watcha?' Cortezee, the two men have totally re-invigorated a failing youth system. The scouting network has been totally revolutionised, grooming a stable of cock hungry young men, with strong, hard tackles and hulking physicality; they should provide the cut and thrust for future Saints generations. This is the 'Southampton Way'. Plant your seed deep in youth and watch them grow, flower, blossom into the most divine, beautiful specimens. Cortezee brings in fresh innocent young boys that will bend over backwards for him, always ensuring that the 'pathway to suck-cess' is open, and that we work our hardest to secure young 'talent' on long-term leashes. Sadly, a few of these young prospects have been lured away to richer climbs: Arse Wanger, commonly referred to as Bob', has tempted both Theodore Wallcock and Al OxLaid-ChamberSlave to Arse'n'all in recent years with his long dark rain coat and packet of sweets. Now that our Premier League status has been secured, Cortezee will do everything in his power to shackle these young boys to the club with handcuffs, whips, chains and, of course, fancy watches. The latest, Luke's Sure, since breaking the legal age of consent, has recently penned a 5 year deal and declared his love for the club's rich heritage of loving young people and Cortesee's special 'input'. With other hot youngsters rising, it is exciting times for the South Coast club with this tasty young crop developing into world (cock) beaters. It is happening. Beleeve. Ps. I love boys bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I see your and raise you :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I see your and raise you :lol: The idea that this guy publicly, proudly and unknowingly takes credit for the TMS ramblings just keeps making me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 do we know how old the originator of the blog is? It is school holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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