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The Normal or Leftie Snowflake Fence Test

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So then which side of the fence are you on?

 

If a normal person is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.*

If a leftie snowflake is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

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If a normal person is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a leftie snowflake is homosexual, he demands Laws to give him respect.

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If a normal person is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a leftie snowflake is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a normal person doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A leftie snowflake demands that those they don't like be shut down.

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If a normal person is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.*

A leftie snowflake non-believer wants any mention of God silenced. ( But not Islam of course )

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If a normal person decides he needs private health care, he goes about shopping for it.

If a leftie snowflake decides he needs private health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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If a normal person is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a leftie snowflake is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

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If a normal person reads this, he'll have a good laugh.

A leftie snowflake will be very "offended."

 

 

I appeared to be a ( relatively ) normal person :lol:

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If a normal person is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.*

If a leftie snowflake is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a right wing Nazi is a vegetarian they annex Austria and invade Poland

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If a normal person is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a leftie snowflake is homosexual, he demands Laws to give him respect.

If a right wing Nazi is homosexual, he has a boyfriend but also beats up other homosexuals as they cant cope with the feelings trapped inside.

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If a normal person is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a leftie snowflake is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a right wing Nazi is down-and-out, he blames it on those bloody illegal immigrants stealing our jobs and women.

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If a normal person doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A leftie snowflake demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a right wing Nazi doesnt like a talk show host, he abuses them on social media from the comfort of his bedroom at his Mums house.

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If a normal person is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.*

A leftie snowflake non-believer wants any mention of God silenced. ( But not Islam of course )

If a right wing Nazi is a non believer, they are in a minority of 1.

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If a normal person decides he needs private health care, he goes about shopping for it.

If a leftie snowflake decides he needs private health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a right wing Nazi decides he needs private health care, he cant understand how there blacks and Asian in the waiting room.

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If a normal person is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a leftie snowflake is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a right wing Nazi is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and blames it on the blacks and Asians

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If a normal person reads this, he'll have a good laugh.

A leftie snowflake will be very "offended."

If a right wing Nazi read this.....it would be a miracle.

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