Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde They can break your arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 They can break your arms. HAHAHAHA, ****ing hell, that is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Fair play sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 HAHAHAHA, ****ing hell, that is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Fair play sir. Yeah - absolutely brilliant joke!!! Do they still give awards out for jokes these days...if that one doesn't win one it's an absolute disgrace!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 They can break your arms. Do they? I keep being told that but as yet I have yet to meet anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 They can break your arms. Is he a loanshark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Is he a loanshark? No, he's a swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2009 I know someone who had an arm broken in The Swan. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 He had his arm in a swan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Doesn't the queen own all swans? We could be onto a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Engine Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 For further information, please contact: Begbie Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde Is that the Begbie in Trainspotting played by Robert Carlyle - he was scary ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StVince1966 Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 the queen doesnt own all the swans but she is the only person who can eat them by law!! god bless her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson A skate goalie is running the club. Now that is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer Engine Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 the queen doesnt own all the swans but she is the only person who can eat them by law!! god bless her I thought the staff and students at Porterhouse College Oxford were granted a Royal Charter allowing them to eat Roast Swan stuffed with Wigeon .. or am I confusing fact with fiction ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 I do know that from time to time, swans are counted. It's called swan upping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 The polish eat swans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 You can't polish a swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2009 He had his arm in a swan? He had his whole body in the swan. He was trying to get his knob in the barmaid, which is when the trouble started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash City Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 He had his whole body in the swan. He was trying to get his knob in the barmaid, which is when the trouble started. First thing that has made me laugh on here for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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