trousers

You're new to this football club, aren't you...?

Anybody that's manufactured noteworthy trousers at that tender age gets my vote.

Get Scott Parker in for one season in the Championship and then replace him with Koeman after the 2026 World Cup when we're back in the Premier League season after next. European campaign the season after that. Simple. #thinkoutsidethebox

Indeed. It's really not very complicated, is it?

I'm going to need to do a new print run of Lighthouse bingo cards at this rate... "It's just the quality players, innit... Nothing else, just the quality...no other factors whatsoever, Guv" (And if that doesn't get a bite, I don't know what will...)

Some might say that loaning him out and paying some /all of his wages would be better than keeping him here...

How can that be? I thought relegated teams were almost guaranteed to be better than your average Championship side...?

Plymouth....?

Surely one of our crack local journos has already sought and gained an explanation for this bizarre signing....?

If only we could have faith in the new recruitment team being better ...

That's what worries me...

Which means it could be worse...?

Surprised Leicester didn't bring on an embryo for their final sub....

Only took 92 minutes for us to go long ball and cause a bit of panic in the Leicester box...

I admire your optimism...