Maggie May

Brum will walk the league, IMO. They’re on the same ascendancy as we were in 2011 and Ipswich more recently. Leicester will be up there, too.

The South Downs!

Welcome, Paul. If we struggle out of the starting blocks, it’s proof we’re Still Trollope.

He’ll turn them into Atalantis.

Good move for him and glad we won’t have to face him next season.

Josh Quarshie, Ooh oh oh Josh Quarshie, Ooh oh oh, He comes from Germany, He fkin hates Pompey

Yeah but these players are the second worst team ever to play in the Premier League, and looked second rate against teams in lower divisions. It will be hard to shake off.

Sounds like you’re naive, mate.

So does this confirm we’re up for sale, then?

I’m hoping we will have a massive clear out. Regardless of who we bring in under Still, it’s imperative we shift a few players who we know are not up to standard and never will be.

If you’d have told me we’d be finishing the season three places below Spurs, I’d have bitten your hand off.

Absolutely not!

“Oh it wasn’t like the old days anymore, ”No, it wasn’t like those days, ”Am I Will Still?”

Prophet.

I must admit the lack of updates re Still has me worried. He will have plenty of suitors. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Cleverly.