Suhari

That was my though on seeing the thread. For our play-off fun, I vote 'bolt ons' become the new 'muffins'.

Can't we just forefit it?

I was in Phuket, having taken my old mum on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Watched it in the hotel, then there was a power cut about 15 minutes before the end of normal time, so relied on text updates from a mate in the UK. The last one he sent was absolutely gutting.

"Ooh, lefty blackstuff, whistling willy?" 😀 WTF?

Has he gone yet?

Get it in the fucking mixer you twats.

Bree cross. Wow.

I wonder how Rasmus' spreadsheet is interpreting this?

Tidy stuff indeed. Brave.

So slow and dull in the attacking third.

Is that a 4-2-3-1?

Will be like having a new signing.

That's the sort of behaviour that often leads to a new boss being told to fuck himself.

Oh no you dinnunt!

They've spent a few ££ which I like, but need to stop trying to be so clever. TED-Talk boy isn't reinventing football. I wonder what Dragan is thinking? #playerinvestment company.