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Um Bongo

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  1. One set at one end of the ground were working, the other set at the other wern't. Sussex brought on their fast bowler in the 11th, while in the lead and the umpires finished play due to the bad light. Bit of good captaining + Dodgey lights.
  2. If Cricinfo is correct, Hampshire have made a huge 219-2. Michael Lumb hit 124 off of just 69 balls, 14x4's and 4x6's. Good score, hopefully the bowlers will do alright.
  3. Just had to google some of these again..... Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around? Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless." Reporter: Is that your best start to a season? Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure. Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team? Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League? Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result? Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book. Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you? Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there. Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it? Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah. Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here? Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down. Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up? Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon? Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either. Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today? Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there... Strachan was on Sky on Sunday morning. He saw John Terry's goal and said he was impressed that Terry goes up expecting to score. He contrasted this to Claus Lundekvam the Saints central defender who goes up for every dead ball and never ever looks remotely like scoring. He said if there was a dead body lying in the penalty area the ball would hit it on the head several times a season which he said is more than Lundekvam can manage. He said referees should book Lundekvam for timewasting every time he goes up for a corner. When the co-commentator said if Lundekvam was watching Strachan was only joking. Strachan assured him he was deadly serious. Brilliant
  4. Didn't really have a clue what she was doing.
  5. Um Bongo

    Crimewatch

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/appeals/2009/06/paulapoolton_murder.shtml Had just come on to post the same thing.
  6. I'd rather there was no music. When it's played at SMS, it's too loud and you cant hear anyone speak.
  7. People are talking about lighting strikes but can't a plane still fly if struck by lighting? And i guess theres a chance it's carried out a landing, albeit in rough seas in the middle of nowhere.
  8. You + the other 'Client' are a Legend and have saved my club (Nearly and Hopefully) Have a nice weekend, i will indeed!
  9. Well it's being re-built sort of.
  10. Won't be long then.
  11. Won by 9 wickets, with 23 balls to spare.
  12. Well he's doing a good job so far.
  13. We win by 45 runs or something like that. Bring on the semis.
  14. Finished 310-4 after 50 overs. Good effort I think. Lumb st Scott b Malan 100 98 10 0 Adams b Finn 76 77 8 0 Ervine c Malan b Udal 34 35 3 0 Carberry not out 42 41 5 0 Benham c Nash b Udal 3 12 0 0 Dawson not out 51 37 6 0
  15. Hamilton would have been through easily IF he had not put the rear end of his car into the barriers!
  16. Haha, just predictable what he'll be given. People have done worse and got off with it.
  17. He'll get a fine, disqual from driving for 12 months + points. He won't go to jail.
  18. Stevo, there was a leak in Hedge End last night, which affected all the surronding areas. Think it was in the Grange Park area.
  19. If true, means my tickets will sell for even more. Wey hey.
  20. 'If you see a car behaving weirdly, swerving and doing strange things, before you see the driver you know it is a woman. It is always a woman.' The man knows the truth.
  21. Well said. If any of the players read the forum, which i doubt they do, then you should be ashamed. For YOU to let your employers down, is one thing. To not help in a situation where your employers might not even exist in a few weeks is unbelievable.
  22. They are just asking for the name and address of the driver, which is a legal requirment. For 14 mph over the limit, you'll be getting 3 points and a £60 fine. Second thoughts, you may well get a summons through the post.
  23. There's another 5 hours to go untill the end of Friday. Even so, if anything is agreed, doesnt mean it will be announced untill monday.
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