LegalEagle

I see that Morgan is not among the 25 man squad fro Man Utd's tour of China. You would think that based on that and lack of any news on an injury, he must be off?

I see that Rudi Skacel is off to Raith. He's now 37. I cannot believe he's still playing.

How do we pronounce his name?!

Maggie May - are you serious? Wanyama is at his peak now and that is not great. He's an average footballer in terms of skill but he is built like a tank and is hard to get past. His tackling ability is questionable and he doesn't have an ounce of pace. Personally I think we overpaid for him originally and £11 million now is a good deal for us.

Talksh**e was summed up for me at the beginning of the week when on fat boy Brazil's show (the man with a quarter of a brain) they talked about the teams who could win the premier league. They mentioned all of the usual and even slipped in Everton and West Ham. The piece went on for about 10 minutes. I promise you that in that ten minutes they did not mention Leicester once. Not once. Wa**ers all of them.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink?

A great pity. RK did a good job with us but it will be soured by the way in which he left. To make the public statements he did about staying for his final year and being honourable and the doing a massive U-turn makes him look foolish and not a man of his word. We will replace him with someone better and he will leave Everton within 2 years when something better comes along unless of course he gets sacked before then because their new money man wants instant success.

Emery, De Boer, Pellegrini or someone similar. Any of them would be an upgrade on Koeman. Just remember Ashtonian, that Koeman was within 2 games at most from getting the sack in December. We now can get rid of him and also get £5 million in the bank. He will not be the saviour that you might hope for.

What the Everton fans don't seem to appreciate because like Spurs, they have dellusions of grandeur and have their heads up their own bums, is that the one and only reason that Koeman might join them (deal is far from being completed yet) is because of a £7 milion a year pay packet. It has nothing to do with Everton as a club. If they'd offered him £4m million he wouldn't be going there. Additionally, the new boss there will want a visible return on his money very quickly. If they don't get top 6 this coming season then Koeman will be gone at the end of the season if not before.

He hasn't gone yet.....................