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Fonte knows his best days are behind him, so handed in the transfer request to avoid dragging us down with him. Then joined an immediate Premier League rival, safe in the knowledge that he could only weaken them. This will be confirmed when he hauls down one of our boys for a penalty in a few weeks time. # Legend

Moussa Sissoko for £30,000,000 squid.

If Liverpool were wearing that disgusting Hi Vis kit so no one would run them over....they were wrong.

Actually quite encouraging. Obviously, Redmond's not ready for the front line striker role, and we: need a quality signing to play Point to free up Tadic to play Left Attack: or is that hockey, or netball...I'm confused.

If we could produce the same spirit, commitment and drive as those gals have shown, we'd win the league. The difference between them and most pro football teams is striking.

We started the game like a rusty Cortina and finished like a pimped Nissan Micra. If we start the next game like a VW Golf (petrol), I'll be happy.

Berahino could make a good central striker for someone, but as we're not having one of those, trying to persuade him to track a fullback would be a fools errand. Maybe Ings.

Shame if he's going to the New Plastics; he would have been a perfect fit for the tip of Claud's diamond .

Can't see him fitting in to our 4-6 formation. There's a danger he might want to get near the goal.

Outed !….however, it’s not too late guys, for 25 mil and £89,999 each week, he can still be yours. Just the Mansion, Cars, Fresh flowers each morning under his peg and a puppy (replaced every 3months with an identical one) to sort out. Hurry Now. You know it makes sense.

Out of interest, what makes him worse than any of the others?

Facts.

I agree about his brother.

Bizarrely, there’s been no apparent movement from us for Ayew, or anyone else recently for that matter; which leads me to wonder if the Black Box is broken, or perhaps, hacked and corrupted by the Russkies. Who knows? But would we be all at sea with our transfer dealings if this were the case. The only other explanation is that I’m just arrogant in thinking I know more than a box. Fortunately I can rule that out.

I know nothing of these things which you speak. I'm just saying, he'd be my choice.

I'm comfortable with that. AA's a real gem. Has no one else noticed?

Twit Twit Ayeew.

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Damn, you guys are clever...But I'm really good. Honest

Apparently would like a move. At around 12mil, is there a better value for money attacking player available...I don't think so.