CB Fry

No he hasn't. Well done on completely swallowing a clearly transparent Durham wind up though. Simple folk supporting clubs all over the country think he hates them too. Quite sweet really.

Personally I am very pleased the Daily Telegraph have set the record straight. Here's me thinking our recruitment has been an absolute sack of sh it for four consecutive transfer windows but turns out that our transfer record is a masterful work of genius. Well done Les and the team.

Great stuff. Nice to see them doing the classic football forum thing that every conceivable event seen entirely through the prism of their own club...ie Hughes celebrating his success last night were "antics" entirely directed at Stoke City....but I am inclined to agree they have a point regarding the statement from the Coates family earlier in the day. He wouldn't have needed much motivation anyway, but Hughes must have been thinking a delicious F-you to the people that sacked him, and then hung him out to dry at full time last night.

Parked the bus.

But QPR QPR QPR QPR.

The alternative is to let Hughes go, then dither about for three or four weeks, get ourselves linked with an unrealistic top level European manager, which then inevitably falls through and then pi ss about some more then recruit our fourth choice manager sometime early July. Give Hughes the job now and have done with it.

Stewards kept stopping the coach and then tried to keep the players on for half an hour. Hughes told them to go fu ck themselves and the players walked to the stadium. Have it.

Les Reed didn't find Mark Hughes, he was a very obvious appointment. Hughes got us out of the sh it that Reed put us in.

Announce Quincy Promes FFS.

Now Radio 5 commentary has gone down! This is actually better.

Flawless has gone down so on Radio 5 now. Can't bear this.

Please please please score again.

Keep it tight defence.

Actually this is worse than 0-0. I feel sick.

We've brought on our fifth choice centre back.

Wake him up and tell him he's Pele.

Shane Long is on so that means goals goals goals.

Austin, that's what we pay you for.

So it looks like we're going to spend the rest of this half desperately fending off Swansea City, the team currently third from bottom of the league. Christ.

Please please please please win.

Swansea have had a lot of possession but never really looking like scoring despite our car crash of a back three. They are sh it as well.

I dont think we can keep them to nil with Stephens on the pitch.

We're missing the dominance and organisation of Maya Yoshida. Can't see a hope in hell of a clean sheet here.

Is it over yet?

I drive past Pride Park most days, so obviously Nottingham Forest. Basically people having no excuse to come up for the weekend and see the far northern end of our family.