Dr Who?

Still no mini kit....FFS!!!

Mad world!!!

Came up again tonight with Ashley Cole, but I am not sure if the referee saw it at all. I am not sure how the ref or the lino did not see it though, as it was very clear. Also the goal that was given offside for Spurs, he handballed it anyway. ok up near the shoulder but it was off the top of his arm, so handball, and Sky Sports keep banging on about how he was not offside!! Send all tatters on referee courses!!

Yep, just up from the corner near the Bargate. near where Primark is now, used to be Marks and Spensers. Spent many Saturday afternoons waiting for the scores. In the shopping centre in Fareham they used to have Teletext on in the window..... oh the good old days before mobiles.

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What the f#ck have these players been smoking? I am a little bit confused at what is hapening, but still cannot wait to see the NA photo!!

The handball one really gets me, so really I can decide if it is a handball or not, and sometimes I will not give the handball, which I might give the next game, or even later on in the same game. I try and be consistant, but when it is not possible in the same game (might see it from a different angle than before), then there is a problem. Handball should be handball.

I have this is the 6 a side that I referee. Yellow card and the player has to leave the filed for 2 minutes with no replacement. The yellow should also still stand as well as leaving the field, so another yellow and you are off!

Another one here is 'That was a really late flag, or whistle by the referee', when we are told to let play go on, to see if the ball runs through to the keeper, so the game can continue, or to see if there is an advantage. I always try and let the game continue where I can.

Phil Brown would be offended!!

Ha ha ha ha, yes ban alcohol and driving.... Problem solved!

Last night while putting together a stupid coat stand I managed to stab my hand with a screwdriver, blood everywhere, and after blacking out, I decided a trip to A&E it was needed to get it cleaned, get stitches, a booster and antibiotics. It is covered in a bandge and I have to put a bag over it when I shower so, it does not get wet. It still has blood coming through the dressing, and I do not think this is a good sign. It is hard to move my thumb, and I cannot use my left hand very well, and not my thumb at all. Do have to stay I got there at 23.40 and got home at 02.30, not bad service really! What I would say is what is wrong with coats going in a cupboard??

As a qualified referee, I am getting sick to death of all the grey area there are in the rules. The main one is handball, are the hands down by your side, is the player looking at the ball, is his hand/arm out to the ball, and he could not get out of the way of the ball from that range. Why not say that if the ball hits the arm or hand, then it is hand ball? Like in hockey, and the ball coming into contact with the foot. This would make things more consistant when refereeing in this area. This comes up in nearly every game these days, and I have given penalties for hand ball and other times though perhaps he did not mean it. You have to think about to many different things before giving the decision. Keep it nice and easy and it it hits the hand then it is handball. Another thing that has come in, is it does not matter if you win the ball clean with a tackle, you can still book or send off a player it you deem the challenge to be dangerous. Stupid rule. Another one is hands on players backs on throw in's and when marking someone. I never give a free kick for this unless pressure is applied (shove or push) and not just resting on the players shoulder, or back. Ok you could say that this is another grey area! Is there any other rules in football you would like to see changed to make things more simple?

I do not think you should be able to have any alcohol and then drive. This would would stop any grey areas.

Slip of the tongue, as it used to be ok to say this, but now it is black, and black only. Not sure why we have to refer to a colour at all when talking about someone.... we all have names.

I am suprised with Barneys goals to game ratio! Will be good to get him fit!

Should sell out soon and then you will have people all over this.

I really have no idea what has gone on here, but of Nigel and the players are happy for him to come back then it is ok with me. If he is going to damage the team spirit and upset the apple cart, then NO!

3 million for Sharp would be a better deal.

Forward, and someone on the right mid or wing. Maybe a goalkeeper!

Lieutenant General Sports.... I want this one!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnKW-...embedded#at=16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXb8R...ayer_embedded#!

We will be fine, but mainly our home form. We will win a few away and pick up points.

Did us a favour getting relegated, take a look at us now!!! As the song goes, who the f#ck is laughing now!!